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General Discussion / Re: 2009 - Not sure if I will bother

« on: June 23, 2008, 08:18:43 pm »

With yourself I presume 

If I'm lucky and Master's out with 'the boys'...

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General Discussion / Re: 2009 - Not sure if I will bother

« on: June 23, 2008, 08:11:29 pm »

Wax? Gaffer tape? Screwfix? Ginger? Sounds like my ideal night in!

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General Discussion / Re: Most surreal experience at Le Mans ever?

« on: June 17, 2008, 08:31:57 pm »

Humblest apologies for my glaring error - am I to lock myself into the cock harness and wait for Lord Pig Pen to return?

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General Discussion / Re: Most surreal experience at Le Mans ever?

« on: June 17, 2008, 06:33:32 pm »

I expect it was the gimp.

Can't have been me Master, he said 'average size'.

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General Discussion / Re: The sort of belated wish you were here thread from Friday night - warning NSFW

« on: June 17, 2008, 05:13:11 pm »

  I had to retreat to a dark corner after that incident and spend several hours thrashing around with the asphyxiation helmet on just to calm myself down. It didn't work. Might have to resort to cutting it off altogether - thanks girls! 

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General Discussion / Re: Casualties of the Annual La Sarthe trip

« on: June 17, 2008, 05:00:24 pm »

My main hose sustained a certain amount of chafing.

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General Discussion / Re: HELP

« on: July 17, 2006, 06:23:57 pm »

Most kind, all of you. Alas, no joy so far - I couldn't make any sense of Fagey's suggestion so I just stuck a steel rod up there as it sounded good, think I might have killed the chicken with it though.
I'm pretty sure vqdave's suggestion would have worked, but I'm no longer married.
As for the dyson neilsie, I can't thank you enough for that one. Still no sign of the chicken, but I did manage to retrieve several golf balls,a guppy fish, 5 metres of hosepipe and a freemans catalogue. The satisfaction was almost overwhelming!!

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General Discussion / HELP

« on: July 17, 2006, 04:47:33 pm »

Without going into too much detail (after all I'd like to think this is a family forum), I have a pressing dilemma which has arisen from last night's impromptu game of "hide the live chicken", and am almost at a loss with regard to 'uninstalling' said poultry.

Suggestions please...

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General Discussion / Re:Gimp Zarse

« on: June 25, 2005, 01:29:21 pm »

I'm thinking Hilary... or maybe Barbara...

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General Discussion / Re:It'sh only fife eurowsh!

« on: June 23, 2005, 11:44:35 pm »

That bird at the PooBar

I seem to remember several at the Poo Bar, that was definately the funniest evening!
 

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General Discussion / Re:Gimp Zarse

« on: June 23, 2005, 11:40:52 pm »

 ;DLOL

Nothing of the sort I'm afraid H, that ain't nothin but fishnet, real leather and a complete set of dangleys.

Well, almost...

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General Discussion / Re:More poo bar pics

« on: June 23, 2005, 11:29:39 pm »

 
Great memories Werner, I still haven't washed you know!

 

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General Discussion / It'sh only fife eurowsh!

« on: June 23, 2005, 02:05:24 am »

 

One big Thank You to all of you who humoured me at the weekend, you'll nevr know how much I got out of so many different reactions.

Sorry if I frightened anyone - one or two of the screams will haunt me for years to come, and I thought the mask might actually stop people running away from me...

But U can't have everything, and I certainly had a blinder at Le Mans coupled with chronic diahorriarhay, so all things considered I'm a very happy gimp.

 

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General Discussion / Re:Gimp Zarse

« on: June 23, 2005, 01:54:45 am »

Well I thought the pants were particularly fab so why bother taking them off, ever? Also, the Gimp was lovely and my favourite person on MB!

I hope he will be about next year.

RS2 Babe
 

Somebody likes me!!!

Watch out RS2 Babe, the gimp might just put in a special performance next year - just for you...

Following on from our conversation, I also have some nunchakas and a 10 year old jar of beef paste... What do you think?

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General Discussion / Re:Drinking For Holland

« on: June 23, 2005, 01:50:13 am »

Can I just say thanks to the Drinking For Holland guys for providing the stage for the Flying Baguettes Concert on Friday Night.

We had a great time, hope you enjoyed it too.

Uuurrrrrrgghh!! xx