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General Discussion / Re:Super Squirters

« on: June 02, 2004, 05:54:35 pm »

I had a nasty suspicion that these kiddies weren't spraying us with water a couple of year back. so we went last year armed with super soakers filled with warm lager and didn't see one of the buggers..

this year maybe it will be flame throwers..

The lads outside the bars are worse for slinging pint pots of piss into your motor if you are not carefull. Poor old stock car mikey got a face full of it 3 years ago!!

Stupid Bloke
 

That would'nt have been in Alencon by any chance ?

We had kids soaking everybody by traffic lights as you approached the town centre..........only one thing we still had our super soakers filled up and we managed to return the compliment by soaking them as we went past!!!!!

Wishy

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General Discussion / Re:Anyone care to explain this?

« on: April 23, 2004, 01:39:02 pm »

From the country that bought you royalty snuff pictures check out this site.

http://www.wreckedexotics.com

Some of em make you wince a bit

Stupid Bloke

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General Discussion / Re:Showers at the Circuit

« on: April 21, 2004, 01:43:45 pm »

Rain fell mainly on Karting Nord 2001! most of the site was underwater sunday morning.

Onto the more serious subject of personal hygene showers. whats wrong with stripping down to your trollies and using the standpipe like the rest of us had to last year in Beausejour. If you must have hot water why not invest in one of those natty little solar shower bags that heats up during the day. You can get them from places like towsure dot com (no commercial interest) they are not expensive which should save your temper when some pondlife steals it/uses it while you are away from camp.

ladies who wish to shower in a little more privacy may pop over to the blokes camp where we attempt to protect your modesty with our large towels while you wash and we absolutely promise not to peek..

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General Discussion / Re:Who What When Where 2004

« on: April 14, 2004, 02:42:03 pm »

The Blokes at Le-Mans

Travelling down to Pompey wednesday PM should be at Beausjour (must order tickets earlier next time..) apres midi, Jeudi! unload the gear and then send out the boys to get material for the beer mountain from the local Carrefour

Distinguishing features;
- A Ferrari something or other.

- An XJS with it's rivet counting owner Critical Bloke

- my Range Rover, because some bugger has to get the gear to the site.  

- 6 blokes in attendance this year including one virgin/sanitary executive, one old, one little, one critical, one stupid and an Adrian

- Friday PM Black Tie curry for the blokes accompanied by Mr Ravi Shankar and his Bingly Bangly CD.

- Tent will probably be a large ex-army a frame, great for farting in as they all collect up at the top with no place to escape. The first bloke to rise normally does so with a wet flannel over their nose.

Pop along for a stubbie or two (those with donations are never turned away), though I would avoid Adrian Blokes red wine as he can be frugally challenged when it comes to splashing out. We aren't sexist so flange are more than welcome to join us especially if their father owns a brewery/distillery or they have a very broad minded sister.

Gonna be a good un.. again.

Stupid Bloke