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General Discussion / Re: le mans 24hr 2007

« on: July 16, 2007, 09:00:58 pm »

Its not that you were being unduly harsh about the specific thief, its just that TVR drivers then became a bit of a target.

And not only that, I'll bet they were all wearing Marks & Spencers pants, believe me, I know these things. And big eyebrows, I'll bet they all had big eyebrows.

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General Discussion / Re: Nick names/Usernames or 'Handles'?

« on: July 16, 2007, 04:30:51 pm »

Well, I'm not going there, that's for sure.
I'm not long out of intensive care, and it's been a rough few weeks I can tell you. You thought the sound of a 787B was bad...

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General Discussion / Re: Can anyone beat my bad day?

« on: May 25, 2007, 11:37:20 am »

Can anyone beat my bad day?

I could send you a picture of my piles!
H

I tell you, it's not exactly Christmas every day down here either...

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General Discussion / Re: Forum nicknames

« on: June 28, 2006, 10:14:22 am »

Well, I've been giving this some thought...
Reflect my personality? - embarassing and irritating? (I suppose I could change it to Jeremy Clarkson)
An indication of life experience? - it's no picnic down here, I can tell you.
And "Haemmoroids" is just too much of a mouthful.
No, it looks like I'm stuck with it.

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General Discussion / Re:RIP , Tommy Vance

« on: March 08, 2005, 09:00:04 pm »

So I fear the worst is yet to come.

That's what he thinks...

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General Discussion / Re:Motorhomes from home

« on: January 09, 2004, 10:27:01 am »

Oil smoke? Chirping tyres? Peugeots?
You b*stards.
I'd almost forgot about that episode with the Pug, although a total stranger stopped me at last years race and presented me with a photo of the incident. I wasn't sure whether or not to politely thank him or give him a hard time.
This year I think I'll remove the chrome lettering from the boot and replace it with "The Rectal Rocket".
H
(Fax, twelve hours later I'm still cracking up at that one, it's starting to get embarrassing)

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General Discussion / Re:The Dyslexic Kojes thread (from the T shirt thread)

« on: January 08, 2004, 06:17:22 pm »

I believe that Laura Ashley are doing beef curtains this Spring.
Ikea however, are staying with meatballs and cupboards.