Show Posts

1

General Discussion / Re:One of My Flock

« on: May 31, 2005, 06:38:29 pm »

Sorry Your Godliness, I was called away to a incident at Windy Miller's. I will endeavour to keep an eye on this most Holy of threads to make sure it stays where it rightly belongs!

BTW, did you realise that both www.mopedboy.com and www.mopedboy.co.uk are both available! As is www.altarboy.co.uk.

Perhaps you could hold a collection at your next service so that we can give him his own website?

2

General Discussion / Re:Ticket arrival

« on: May 19, 2005, 01:03:05 am »

Quote from: Felix on May 19, 2005, 01:01:49 am

Gilles, what sort of fish are in the River Sarthe as I'm worried that I may run out.

Probably Pike......ys

3

General Discussion / Re:french moped insurance

« on: May 19, 2005, 12:59:50 am »

But I'm a 70's kind of guy. I even ride round without a helmet

4

General Discussion / Re:Ticket arrival

« on: May 19, 2005, 12:57:39 am »

A likely story. If you were operating out of Thailand your cat would have been on your menu by now!

5

General Discussion / Re:french moped insurance

« on: May 19, 2005, 12:56:20 am »

I get quite a bit of Flak at the station because of my model looks, but I don't need any extra form of protection!

6

General Discussion / Re:New Years Party?

« on: May 19, 2005, 12:54:56 am »

This Felix gets everywhere. I'm sure his caravan looks like Hell's Kitchen though!

7

General Discussion / Re:french moped insurance

« on: May 19, 2005, 12:52:25 am »

Fran, you seem like a nice lady. Do you like men in (or out of) uniforms?

8

General Discussion / Re:french moped insurance

« on: May 19, 2005, 12:49:47 am »

As far as I am aware, you need a license to get insurance, and be resident in the country you wish to be insured in!

9

General Discussion / Re:Ticket arrival

« on: May 19, 2005, 12:47:29 am »

More dodgy dealings in markets?

I've got my eye on you, and your slippery, fishy fingers!!

10

General Discussion / Re:Raoul

« on: February 27, 2004, 03:50:53 pm »

Why DR??

Blimey, that almost sounds like my crime fighting friends Penfold. (Crumbs DM)

11

General Discussion / Re:Raoul

« on: February 27, 2004, 03:46:16 pm »

It was all alcahol induced. After several pints Raoul started to look relatively attractive. I'd say he's about an eight pinter!

Not as attractive as the likes of Miss Lovelace of course (or her little dogs for that matter) Now there's a real woman who I wouldn't mind sharing my tent with at Le Mans!!

12

General Discussion / Re:Raoul

« on: February 27, 2004, 03:40:19 pm »

Quote from: gibberish on February 27, 2004, 12:05:33 pm

Quote from: Raoul on February 27, 2004, 11:58:05 am
Speaking of blind eyes if that truncheon of his was any longer I WOULD have a blind eye!

I know what you mean. I was getting a little worried there, and the barmaid seemed a bit distressed by the whole affair.

It wasn't an affair, it was just a drunken one night stand!!

Now that I am sober again, I have realised that Raoul is a decieving little villain who must be further punished, and I am just the person to punish him, after all, a little Police brutality never hurt anyone (unless you are Rodney King)

As for my truncheon, I'd like to know where you hid it you little git. Perhaps that's why you didn't sit down for a while and were standing very upright?? Was it conceiled about your person. Is that why you had a such a grin all evening??

Whilst I am unsure whether my truncheon will ever see the light of day again, I have put an order in to the Regional Police Authority (in Trumpton) for a new style baton. I've chosen the type below as used by the Scottish forces!