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2007 and earlier / Epsomltd Has One Ticket Left!

« on: May 21, 2004, 11:41:13 pm »

Before anyone starts!
I've learn't my lesson O.K.
I know none of you really care but i think i owe you all an update.Three out of Four Expo Ticket's have gone at just over face value(to cover postage) Honest!!!!!!!!!.
I still have one left if any one wants it.
It is still available AT FACE VALUE PLUS A SMALL CONSIDERATION FOR POSTAL COSTS ONLY.Bring it on................

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2007 and earlier / Re:Free Market...

« on: May 14, 2004, 12:08:14 am »

Ok,

To lighten up a little can anyone beat this?

A bloke is driving to work, he's late and is speeding a little.
He drives over a bridge and sure enough, sat on the other side
there is a police officer with a radar gun. The police officer
stops the bloke and asks him why he is speeding.

"I'm late for work" the bloke explains

"Oh" says the officer, " and what do you do that is so important
you need to speed to get there?"

"Well I'm a rectum stretcher" says the bloke

"A Rectum stretcher" enquires the officer,
"and what the hell does a Rectum Stretcher do?"

"Well" explains the guy "I stretch Arseholes,
first I put one finger in, then two, then three, then four
and I keep going until I can get both of my hands in.
Then I slowly stretch my arms out until the Arsehole is about 6 foot!"

"And what the heck do you do with a six foot arsehole" asks the officer!
                                                                                                   

"WELL YOU GIVE IT A
RADAR GUN AND SIT IT
ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!"
                   

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2007 and earlier / Re:Free Market...

« on: May 13, 2004, 11:51:58 pm »

So what am i to do know Uncle,
i am left with the 4 hottest tickets in history,i think i got more chance of shifting the Crown Jewels than these bloody things!

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2007 and earlier / Re:Free Market...

« on: May 11, 2004, 11:31:55 pm »

BigH,
Your worried about Eternal Damnation! At this rate i am going to have to change campsites ,move away from Epsom,dye my hair,grow a beard,change my name, and probably end up buying a Morgan!!!!!!!!
Still so be it,

However i have had an idea! next year instead of trying the 'Hard Luck Story' approach i am proposing to RAFFLE any spare tickets on this very site.
Now Mr Smokie where is the downside to that? Say a pound a ticket(well below face of course) including costs of course.
Aston Club here i come!!!!

Sorry got to go Uncle Dave's calling............

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2007 and earlier / Re:Free Market...

« on: May 11, 2004, 07:09:06 pm »

Maggie,
I love you will you marry me??
I may only be a poor wimpy profiteering reptile with too much earwax and 4 spare tickets i dare not sell!.
But as they say 'Beauty is only skin deep' we could spend the rest of our lives together selling Tickets on E-Bay!
How about it?

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2007 and earlier / Re:4 TECHNO PARK TICKETS (ACO SITE)

« on: May 10, 2004, 02:18:28 am »

"Emsom" you little scamp.  Isn't it way past your bedtime?
Remember you've got school tomorrow!

But Uncle Dave you said i should never talkabout that!!!!!

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2007 and earlier / Re:4 TECHNO PARK TICKETS (ACO SITE)

« on: May 10, 2004, 02:15:09 am »

Dude - please call me Brave Dave vs. Big Boy - I kinda like it!  Perhaps I could get a vanity plate.

I think TIT 15ME sold a year or so ago,
Sorry to dissapoint.

Matt my sell you something near though

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2007 and earlier / Re:4 TECHNO PARK TICKETS (ACO SITE)

« on: May 10, 2004, 02:12:25 am »

Dude - please call me Brave Dave vs. Big Boy - I kinda like it!  Perhaps I could get a vanity plate.

I think TIT 15ME sold a year or so ago,
Sorry to dissapoint.

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2007 and earlier / Re:4 TECHNO PARK TICKETS (ACO SITE)

« on: May 10, 2004, 02:06:28 am »

No, this dude clearly isn't Dan - he would have called me a homo by now.
Keep it going "emsom", I can feel your blood pressure rising from this side of the pound.  Let it all out.  We're here for you.

As you said you would be Big Boy!
Bust (for that was) next time we will try your Just Tickets scam instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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2007 and earlier / Re:4 TECHNO PARK TICKETS (ACO SITE)

« on: May 10, 2004, 01:54:06 am »

emsomltd - are you the Morgan team manager?

No Dave,
 I need a PPPPPP rather than an MMMMMM for that!

Now look Brave Dave you can't even spell my(to quote Matt) Fxxk'in name right!(how am i doing guy's?) so let it go!!!!!!!!!

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2007 and earlier / Re:4 TECHNO PARK TICKETS (ACO SITE)

« on: May 10, 2004, 01:37:12 am »

Ah well, at least I tried......
Creepy thing is, how the hell did he know I spent the entire weekend in my tent, sipping shandy? Spooky.

Matt its not creepy mate is bloody obvious!
Sorry to shatter your illusions mate.
We are supposed to let this one go by the way!!!!!!
On the assumption you can read that is.

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2007 and earlier / Re:4 TECHNO PARK TICKETS (ACO SITE)

« on: May 09, 2004, 09:12:52 pm »

I am sure that anything the moderators felt was genuinely nasty or malevolent, would be deleted pronto.
Matt

He's right ya know...  

Smokie if thats what you think then that's good enough for me!
He won't be hard to spot though  i bet,
In a tent on his own with a Shandy in hand.

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2007 and earlier / Re:4 TECHNO PARK TICKETS (ACO SITE)

« on: May 09, 2004, 12:54:32 am »

So far in the space of 5 hours i have been told to F**CK OFF,

......and i can assure you that was no hard luck story dispite what some may think, believe what you want Matt as i am sure you will!!!!!!!!!

I feel I owe you an apology Epsomltd. There is a little history behind this - and I am genuinely sorry if I offended you. Personally, I couldn't give a flying fart what you ask for your tickets - if you can find someone dumb enough to pay more than face value for Technoparc, then good on yer.
That said, the often tongue in cheek banter on this forum, which is bourne out of a genuine friendship (albeit by electronic broadcast) and mutual love of this event, would be easily misinterpreted by someone new to this arena.
In summary, all I would say is that, looking into your possible future participation in this madhouse, if you are easily offended, I would respectfully suggest that you f**ck off.
By the way, I too have 4 x Technoparc tickets available (Thanks again JPC) and will accept an appropriate quantity of beer and tabs for them. Opening bids please....?    

Oh Matt i think you may have come a bit too close to being nice with those well chosen words.
Is my "POSSIBLE PARTICIPATION" in this Madhouse up to you then?  (Smokie Watch Out!!!!!).
But i can see why you got 4 spare tickets!
I don't need your "Flying Farts" or apology,nice Newbie reception though.

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2007 and earlier / Re:4 TECHNO PARK TICKETS (ACO SITE)

« on: May 08, 2004, 02:19:07 am »

Just for the record, this post was seeking best offer over face value.

I would suggest anyone hoping to sell tickets here reads the guide at the top of this forum: this isn't an auction site, and any offers for sale should be for face value + reasonable costs (p&p) only.

Profiteering can be tried elsewhere but not here.


Matt - s'nice to have you on side for once  

Oh dear i didn't realise i would stir up such as fuss,
Smokie i appreciate your comment regarding the rules which i did read prior to posting.
So far in the space of 5 hours i have been told to F**CK OFF,Accussed of being a Morgan Team Manager and now Profiteering(in the politest way).
You mention to quote"and any offers for sale should be for face value + reasonable costs (p&p) only.
Profiteering can be tried elsewhere but not here.)
Should i break down my total costs incurred in obtaining these tickets?
I really meant no harm you know and i can assure you that was no hard luck story dispite what some may think, believe what you want Matt as i am sure you will!!!!!!!!!
I leave this with you all in the true Spirit of Le Mans

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2007 and earlier / Re:4 TECHNO PARK TICKETS (ACO SITE)

« on: May 08, 2004, 12:10:40 am »

emsomltd - are you the Morgan team manager?

No Dave,
 I need a PPPPPP rather than an MMMMMM for that!