In response to the thread entitled "If you think we have fun..."
I think that people should add the own Le Mans related funny stories:-
So here is the first:-
Title: "Is that the boat leaving?"
The story starts on the day a group of Le Mans regulars prepared to leave for the trip to Le Mans.
The organiser of the group informs everybody to arrive at the Port for 8am in the morning to check in for the ferry.
So everybody arrived at the Port and met outside the port at 8am. Somebody at that point said "Is that the boat leaving?".
The problem was that 8am was not the check in time but the sailing time of the ferry.
The next ferry was not until 11pm, so what do you do in Portsmouth for a day?
One of the vehicles in the group had exhaust trouble, so everybody went to the local Tyre/Exhaust place to get the exhaust fixed. While everybody was at the exhaust place minds turn to beer (As is only natural).
But where do you find beer at 8am in the morning? (This was a few year back when drinking establishments did not open until later).
The manager of the Tyre/Exhaust place suggested a local snooker club and with his borrowed membership card the group managed to pass themselves off as a visiting snooker team to gain access to the club bar which was open

. They drank and played snooker all day until it was time to collect the vehicle from the Exhaust place.
It was decided to buy the manager of the Tyre/Exhaust place a thank you gift for helping them obtain beer so early in the morning. The group visited the local Supermarket to buy the manager some beer, unfortunately they were thrown out for being to rowdy. They then paid a passer-by to buy the beer for them.
They then returned to collect the vehicle, return the managers membership card and give the gift of beer.
To end the story, a few more beers were had in the now open pubs before catching the ferry to France.