I just logged on for the first time in about 3 years..... and I can't believe this thread is still going and still on the front page!!! I never did quite understand what it was about in the first place!!

Good effort guys and gals!!   

..oh and won't be there this year.... I'm 11,000 miles away.

Laters... 

Last post... not leaving for Portsmouth until tomorrow afternoon though, but see you there! We'll be on HA with a spanking new mini-marquie, two big tents, a battered merc estate and a battered Mondeo estate! I hope there's room for us when we arrive!

May the reliable engine gods be with you!

Russ.

Fred Dibnah Memorial Tour 2007 - A Gland in the hand is worth two in the bush!

Hi Chris,

Thanks very much for the post mate, but I'm sorted now. HA tickets are in high demand though so take a look at some of the 'sticky' posts at the top of this board as they are the one's who are still looking.

Cheers.

Russ.

Not sure how my post became 'un-sticky' but I'm sorted for my HA ticket now thanks.

Oh how I laugh at those who are paying over £100 on that auction site we know!! 

during a big

the rancid methane

Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide

Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
him over on
on Calais seafront
Whilst singing Jerusalem
in f sharp.

A crowd formed

... I think I'll use this story when I inform the IR of my where abouts next year... This year is my last Le Mans unless I can afford an 11,000 mile flight each time... 

I guess I'll have to get a bit more involved in Rugby and Bungy Jumping... 

My biggest ever vote will be with my feet...

Four inch wide

So they pulled

Right the format is easy, basically whenever you log on add your 3 words to the unfolding story.....

Bit of lighthearted fun..lets see where it goes?

I'll start off..........

Smokie didn't always

Thanks monkey. I have indeed added some comments to the site. The 'CrownHill' vauxhaul garage in Milton Keynes has been reviewed. I was not impressed.

I now stick with independants without question.

Sure thing Nordic.

We'll be the "Fred Dibnah Memorial" Team on our "Gland in the hand is worth two in the Bush" Tour 2007

T's are currently in production... 

Hi Bob, Would that be for me or Nordic...?

I seem to have hijacked Nordic's thread here...sorry! 

Cheers Fagey.