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1  Club Arnage / Just To Say Hi / Re: g'day on: June 09, 2006, 06:00:25 pm
My great Aunt Mabel says g'day all the time.  But then she is from down under and is famous too.

2  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re: Chili! on: June 09, 2006, 05:57:32 pm
Maybe if we speak nicely to Felix she could bring her mobile fryer along as well to do the burgers.  where is that bloody cat when you need her!!

I've been away on a epic rat rampage in the old horse yard at the back of the fast food shops in George Street.

My oh my, I ate enough for a whole litter.

3  Club Arnage / Just To Say Hi / Re:Hi on: July 04, 2005, 12:47:57 am

...... Any more of that and you might have tens lashes of the cat!!!
LOL Pam



I don't like the sound of that  Angry
4  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re:Speedferries no "Duty Free" on: June 10, 2005, 06:12:58 pm

I'm having a hard time finding KiteKat and Whiskas at a duty free too.

Any chance of a boiled cod head?

5  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re:P&O cancellations on: January 21, 2005, 02:11:26 pm
I don't, but the old git that opens the cans of Whiskas does.

No doubt he'll bore you about his battered sausage later.
6  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re:BTCC 2004 Brands Hatch on: August 24, 2004, 07:17:00 pm
There I was, minding my own business, playing on the road verge with a small weasel I had recently caught.

Then, out of the corner of my eye, I spotted a fat rabbit making it's way along the gutter on the opposite side of the road.  Well, I thought, sod the weasel, there's good eating on a rabbit, especially the back legs.  And the skull is very crunchy.

So, abandoning all caution to the wind; without stopping, looking right, left and right and right again; I made to bound across the road.  The Green Cross Code man would have grimaced, I would have had my membership of the Tuffty Club revoked, and my dear old mum would have turned in her nine graves.

I'd just about reached the centreline when some old fart in a Maxi (who must have shut the engine off to save money on the down hill stretch) clipped my tail.
Well, I shat myself there and then and leapt up onto his bonnet.  Fortunately the Maxi was only doing about 20 mph so I pressed my arse against the windscreen and sprayed my pungent odour over his vinyl roof.

Mr and Mrs Old Fart were severly startled, so much so that he jumped on the brakes and she let out a high pitched yelp.  I reared up menacingly, did a quick macho hiss and bounded across onto the grass verge.

In all the excitement, I hadn't noticed that some young oik in a pretend MG has driving close behind Mr Fart's Maxi.  He obviously didn't see me and ran up the back, smashing various expensive bits of car.

This put the icing on the cake for me.  By now, the drivers were out of their cars and there was plenty pointing and cursing going on, so I shot up a nearby tree and watched the pantomime continue.

I haven't laughed so much in ages.  Grin
7  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re:Funnies on: June 04, 2004, 11:42:24 am
For all you cat lovers - look at Eviltwincat.



Not impressed  Angry Oswald was a good friend of mine.  We used to hang around the back of the council waste tip together  Cry

8  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re:Back on board on: June 02, 2004, 08:39:39 pm
My stickers http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=sg&Product_Code=ssftc02



meeeeowwwww
9  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re:Super Squirters on: June 02, 2004, 08:36:38 pm

You do know it's not very nice to squirt water at little pussies  Angry
10  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re:seen the stickers now want the T-shirt? on: June 02, 2004, 08:35:08 pm

I'm doing these at a special rate at the moment....



I know they're not Le Mans related but I'm a cute little kitty and everyone is bound to say arrrhhhh!  Wink

11  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re:Anyone heading down on a bike?? on: May 26, 2004, 11:33:26 am
Looking to join a few folk heading down on two wheels, mostly due to my complete inability to read a map.... Scenic routes especially welcome, as are gendarme-free routes.


Great, I'm going on this but I'm a bit concerned about the quarantine regulations when I come back to the UK!




meeeeeoooowwww!
12  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re:Problems with cats on: May 09, 2004, 11:59:12 pm

Felixs new logo

Ha Haaaa  Grin

meeeoooooowww

13  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re:Modern Commer Replacement on: May 09, 2004, 11:54:47 pm
It may not be a Commer but it'll do me.


meeeoowww

14  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re:Background on: May 09, 2004, 11:47:58 pm
Live - in my cat basket under the counter in Felix's chip van

Age - 6 (cat years - about 40 in human years)

Occupation - pest control operative / loving companion

Car - can't drive, paws won't reach the peddles  Cry

Times at Le Mans - see Felix (the useless sod)

puuurrrrrrrr





15  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re:Pre Qualifying - photo link on: April 29, 2004, 07:14:10 pm

Which should be combined with the unveiling of the Commer?

When you're ready to clear out the mice and rats, let me know and I'll be around.


Hmmmm rodents  Tongue
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