Excellent . How is it possible to relax on the mulsanne straight when you are doing 175mph

Superb. I presume red traffic lights mean go in paris .

Now what would you do if you woke up with your arm trapped under that?

You would sober up very quickly

I see screwfix have a Wolf Power 720w generator for sale at £50 including delivery. Anyone know if it is any good. Would it power a fridge or a tv and satellite box?

 

Brilliant

I don't know about a whole weekend in penrith, 5 minutes would do for me

What do you call a chav on a bike?
A thief!!

What do you call a chav on the back seat of a car?
Arrested!!

What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted!!

I thought we were never going to mention that again

And ther was me thinking it was your googlies

We took a cricket set one year and whilst waiting for the race to start, tried to teach some Dutch guys how to play cricket. We had a large audience of bemused French spectators wondering what the hell we were doing .
Mind you, watching Rhino try to explain (in a very drunken way) the rules of cricket to our foreign friends was worth the trip itself!!

Always a good atmosphere at mulsanne and a good view of the cars. The cricket pitch isn't up to much though!

Now you mention it, Rhino is always very keen to book this route and he always books a couple of cabins for us. I am starting to worry about him

We normally use that route. Cheap and cheerful and normally full of french lorry drivers drinking pernod. I think Rhino has just booked us again for this year so they still have places available.

Done

Superb. I think that song should be the christmas number 1