I'll third that!

Currently exiled in Cheshire

Got my passport stamped on top of ill 16 years ago. Originally from Wetherby. Born a white, die a white. Even  my son is a white, difficult to keep a 7 year old interested when his school mates support Sc*m Utd, L'pool, man city etc........

Funnily enough met a couple of whites in the bar opposite MB 2 years ago on the Sunday night, had a great old sing song

Marching on together 

Corr Blimley another Leeds fan, at least I dont have far to travel both Crewe and Tranmere are the local matches for me

Marching on together

Just spotted this on Crash.net

http://www.crash.net/news_View~cid~28~id~148399.htm

 

Whilst it's great that the young guns will get their chance, I get the feeling the third car could be a spolier for other

Jules G's group:

Advanced party: Speedferries Wednesday am. 2 car convoy, Stan in his boxster and me and Ivan (LM virgin) in the Bmeer. Home will be the MB.

Arriving Friday pm: Timbo, Nigel and "Pilot" Stephen, wheels: Cessna twin prop   Landing and Sunday evening departure slots sorted with LM Airport!

Cars setting off Monday am

Done 

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to
consummate their marriage, when  the new bride says to the husband, "I
have a confession to make, I'm not a  virgin."
 
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
 
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
 
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
 
"Tiger Woods."
 
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
 
"Yeah."
 
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed
with him."
 
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
 
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
 
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
 
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get
something to eat."
 
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
 
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
 
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
 
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a
second time.
 
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now wh
 at are
you doing?" she asks.
 
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service
to get something to eat."
 
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
 
"Oh yeah
 ? What would Tiger do?"
 
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
 
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more
time.
 
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the
phone and starts to dial.
 
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
 
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn
hole."

Just remember there is another association football tournament being played in 08,  its the Euro championship hosted by the Swiss and Austrians! Luckily there will be no matches which will clash with the traditional start time

Glad to contribute a keg

Jules G

DIET
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put
him on a diet.


"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a
day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next
time I see you, you should have lost at least 5
pounds."

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by
having lost nearly 60 POUNDS!

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you
follow my instructions?"

The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by
jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead dat 3rd
day."

"From hunger, you mean?"


"No, from fookin' skippin'

CIP

One blue XL, please pm with payment details. will be in MB so collection no probs.

Jules G

CIP for 4 please 

Hope I'm not too late

Jules G

Camping is definately out for me, Looks like it will just be Sunday.

Seven Dwarfs.
The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see The Pope.

Dopey leads the pack. Dopey my son," says the Pope "what can I do for You?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment, and Answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome ."
In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" The Pope puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers Dopey:    "There are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.  Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there
ANY dwarf Nuns Anywhere in the world?"
After consulting with his advisors, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my son, There are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the floor - tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting:
"Dopey shagged a penguin!" "Dopey shagged a penguin!"