CIP for 4 please 

Hope I'm not too late

Jules G

Camping is definately out for me, Looks like it will just be Sunday.

Seven Dwarfs.
The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see The Pope.

Dopey leads the pack. Dopey my son," says the Pope "what can I do for You?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment, and Answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome ."
In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" The Pope puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers Dopey:    "There are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.  Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there
ANY dwarf Nuns Anywhere in the world?"
After consulting with his advisors, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my son, There are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the floor - tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting:
"Dopey shagged a penguin!" "Dopey shagged a penguin!"

The crash is now on:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZEGKFhG40E


 

One hell of a shunt.

Glad to hear TK and the others are ok, Motors TV are running full length highlights this week

http://www.motorstv.com/site/home.php?lg=2

Were allocated C but when the tickets arrived it's D

Jules G

Our nige is Back

http://www.fiagt.com

Taking the seat currently vacated by Tomas E

Will  pre booking a ticket now as it will bring in the punters!

But one of the R10's did not.....................................

http://insider.speedtv.com/viewtopic.php?t=142898

Couple of photos of the night practice

Thanks for the Welcome,

So if it's p*ddling down at the moment will that mean pools will be ok in June???

Lorry: it's not that posh, 20 yr old elastic band cessna, landing fees at LM very reasonable, bit more than  the tolls too and from Calais, ok fuels a bit more, but after the race its back to blighty for tea and crumpets. Gives us chance to finish off the beer and scran in MB

Looks like a Finnish National Rally, funny how theres always a large group of spectators standing at the "right corner"

I thought I would log in and say hello

I normall frequent beermountain and have been lurking for some time but its time to join the mad house

I will be my third year this June with our group and will be enjoying the lush pastures of MB again! (duck for cover)

This year advanced party (me, Stan and Ivan) will set up in on Wednesday luch time with the rest flying in on Friday/Saturday dependant on the landing slots at LM airport.

Unfortunately Simon W will not be attending as first born will be arriving around the race dates.

For those with Sky sports, check out this weeks World Motorsport , there was a fantastic package on last nights show of the race at Brands, good close racing throughout the classes.

Not camped at Silverstone for ages, whats it like

Recomendations appreciated   

Werner, your guide for the LM virgins in our group really help them through the weekend, How about locations of resturants in the surrounding area/town center.

Jules G

Morning all, thought I would kick off my first post with......:

This was apparently in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Come Back Line Ever."
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> In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday.
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> Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
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> The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.
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> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
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> In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
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> "That was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence and he's...just pumping away at this pumpkin."
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> Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?".
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> He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? F*** me, is it midnight already?"

By for now

Jules G