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1261  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re: Lanyard Orders. on: May 15, 2007, 04:11:27 pm
CIP for 4 please  Grin

Hope I'm not too late

Jules G
1262  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re: FIA GTs & GT 90s Revival - Silverstone 4-6 May 07 on: May 02, 2007, 11:22:47 am
Camping is definately out for me, Looks like it will just be Sunday.
1263  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread on: May 01, 2007, 10:38:55 am
Seven Dwarfs.
The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see The Pope.

Dopey leads the pack. Dopey my son," says the Pope "what can I do for You?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment, and Answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome ."
In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" The Pope puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers Dopey:    "There are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.  Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there
ANY dwarf Nuns Anywhere in the world?"
After consulting with his advisors, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my son, There are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the floor - tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting:
"Dopey shagged a penguin!" "Dopey shagged a penguin!"

1264  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re: DTM Accident on: April 23, 2007, 07:12:29 pm
The crash is now on:

 Shocked Shocked Shocked

One hell of a shunt.

1265  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re: DTM Accident on: April 23, 2007, 10:21:36 am
Glad to hear TK and the others are ok, Motors TV are running full length highlights this week Wink

1266  Club Arnage / Help / Re: "Zoning" of Maison Blanche, Bleu sud and nord... on: April 21, 2007, 06:03:13 pm
Were allocated C but when the tickets arrived it's D Huh

Jules G
1267  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re: FIA GTs & GT 90s Revival - Silverstone 4-6 May 07 on: April 10, 2007, 04:55:16 pm
Our nige is Back Grin

Taking the seat currently vacated by Tomas E

Will  pre booking a ticket now as it will bring in the punters! Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
1268  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re: Sebring - it looks like they're having a great time... on: March 16, 2007, 02:55:22 pm
But one of the R10's did not..................................... Wink

Couple of photos of the night practice
1269  Club Arnage / Just To Say Hi / Re: Greetings on: March 06, 2007, 10:20:30 pm
Thanks for the Welcome,

So if it's p*ddling down at the moment will that mean pools will be ok in June???

Lorry: it's not that posh, 20 yr old elastic band cessna, landing fees at LM very reasonable, bit more than  the tolls too and from Calais, ok fuels a bit more, but after the race its back to blighty for tea and crumpets. Gives us chance to finish off the beer and scran in MB Wink
1270  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re: You Tube finds on: March 05, 2007, 10:35:11 pm
Looks like a Finnish National Rally, funny how theres always a large group of spectators standing at the "right corner" Grin
1271  Club Arnage / Just To Say Hi / Greetings on: March 05, 2007, 04:58:09 pm
I thought I would log in and say hello Grin

I normall frequent beermountain and have been lurking for some time but its time to join the mad house Grin

I will be my third year this June with our group and will be enjoying the lush pastures of MB again! (duck for cover)

This year advanced party (me, Stan and Ivan) will set up in on Wednesday luch time with the rest flying in on Friday/Saturday dependant on the landing slots at LM airport.

Unfortunately Simon W will not be attending as first born will be arriving around the race dates.

1272  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re: Britcar 9-10th Sept Silverstone. on: August 15, 2006, 11:56:20 am
For those with Sky sports, check out this weeks World Motorsport , there was a fantastic package on last nights show of the race at Brands, good close racing throughout the classes. Cool

Not camped at Silverstone for ages, whats it like Huh

Recomendations appreciated   Smiley
1273  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re: CA Le Mans Guide 2007: Your input is needed - New editorial team on: June 27, 2006, 02:48:53 pm
Werner, your guide for the LM virgins in our group really help them through the weekend, How about locations of resturants in the surrounding area/town center.

Jules G
1274  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread on: May 22, 2006, 10:49:36 am
Morning all, thought I would kick off my first post with......:

This was apparently in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Come Back Line Ever."
> In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday.
> Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
> The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.
> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
> In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
> "That was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence and he's...just pumping away at this pumpkin."
> Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?".
> He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? F*** me, is it midnight already?"

By for now

Jules G Smiley
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