Rear of pit lane where the food & beer outlets are?

1pm?

Has a time & location been agreed on?

I'm a two 

I've just applied for mine.

For the sake of €4.80 I'd rather be safe than sorry.

I see that the file can now be (a whopping) 400k (it was originally 200k)for uploading your registration document.  I eventually got mine down to size by only sending page 2 and setting the PDF to black & white, 96 dpi & high-compression.

Paul/Landman

What's that in my eye?

Two policemen with a dog were standing outside of a pub.

A guy comes out, lifts up the dog's tail, shakes his head and walks back inside.

A few minutes later another guy comes out of the pub & does the same thing.

The policemen begin to wonder what's going on but don't say anything.

When a third guy comes out of the pub to look at the dog's arse they stop him and ask 'what are you doing?'

The drunken guy replies 'sorry, but I had to look for myself as there's a bloke in there who says that there's a dog with two arseholes standing at the front of the pub'.

Anyone got a decent long-range forecast?

I'm certainly going to be there on Sunday, but if the forecast is somewhere close to half-decent then I might rock up on Saturday & camp overnight.

Paul aka Landman

I might get one just in case I have to drive someone to CdG airport...again 

There goes the use of that word "mythical" again. Seems to make it in to all off the ACO's news briefings.

As for KATG they will ensure that in my 10th year of attending LM24H I have never attended a single concert. Got close with The Stranglers one year, but the bar lured me away! 

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.

So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your
note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.

Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said,
"No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

Wait for it

The blonde said,
"No, just up to my tits ...
I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!"

Just wondering if anyone's considered setting up a Club Arnage Drivetribe group?

It's not an original idea, those Beermountain boys are already on there I'm told.

P.

Paddy thought that he'd met "the one".  The one he would spend the rest of his life with.

But one night, left alone in their flat, he was bored and decided to rifle through her drawers.

At the back of the bottom drawer he found a french maid's outfit, a nurses's uniform and a police woman's uniform plus handcuffs.

"f**k me!" said Paddy, "if she can't make up her mind about what career she wants to follow how can this girl ever become my wife?"

Good luck with that, I'm still waiting for a reply from last year...

If I was the ACO I would be treating everyone very nicely in view of Audi's earlier announcement.

Call me cynical but the ACO open bookings yesterday but Audi's announcement is made the day after rather than the day before.  How many Audi fans will be feeling ripped off this morning?

It's going to be a very different experience next year with not only no R18's competing but think of all the Audi branding and corporate facilities will disappear.

I bet the ACO are deeply worried about attendance figures given that all the Audi fan boi's will potentially stay away.

Interesting times...

Realised last night that I'd missed the Wilton House supercar show but on checking I found that there wasn't one this year.

Might need to start thinking about Revival