Neil's night time antics were due to the amount of vodka and milk's he had drunk 

At the regular Saturday morning service, the rabbi announced that he
was planning to leave for a larger congregation that would pay him more.

There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave
because he is so popular.

Fred Silverstein, who owns several car dealership, stands up and
proclaims, "If the rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new car every
year and his wife with a people carrier to transport their children!"

The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.

Saul Cohen, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and says, "If
the rabbi will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and
establish a foundation to guarantee a free college education for his
children!"

More sighs and loud applause.

Estelle Rubin, age 58, stands and announces with a smile, "If the
rabbi stays, I will give him sex!"

There is total silence.

The rabbi, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Rubin, you're a wonderful and
holy lady. Whatever possessed you to say that?"

Estelle's husband, Abe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead
with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side,
while his wife replies:

"Well, I just asked my Abe how we could help, and he said, "F*ck him."

Just have to love the French 

Safe trip to all, packed and ready for lift off tomorrow

Another post below about Stu's spit roast, 2014 Porker breaks cover

Well I have just worked it out at 33lb of pork divided by 10 = 3.3 lbs each, how will we fit the tatties and veg on the plate and I am not sure if two of our party are Jewish, so that's 4.1 lb per person.Think after this we will all be like Mike, not keen on pork.

 Perhaps your comments might even end up on the official feed!


There you go Mike, part of the commentary team, fame at last.
 

You can be sure that we will be well gone, so put them out yourself mate

Call into BN, for a little refreshment Ian 

tried to, but no cabins available.

Although we got our allocation, went on the ACO website as an i wonder, was able to book MB for main and classic.

Just looked at my confirmation, bugger site opens Thursday, booked the ferry to arrive Friday

* AA MAISON BLANCHE
Jeudi 5 juillet 2012 à 09h00
Ticket valid from Thursday, July 5th 2012 to Sunday, July 8th 2012

When do camp sites open for the classic is it like the main race.

Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, 'Knicker Stitcher... I sew da elastic onto ladies' knickers and thongs.....
The clerk looked up Knicker Stitcher on his computer and, finding it classified as unskilled labour, he gave him £80  a week unemployment pay.
Mick was next in and when asked his occupation replied, 'Diesel Fitter.'
Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick £160 a week.

When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained, 'Knicker Stitchers are unskilled labour and Diesel Fitters are skilled labour.'

'What skill?' yelled Paddy. 'I sew da elastic on da knickers and thongs, then Mick puts 'em over his head and says: 'Yep, diesel fitter.'

When will they ever become customer focused, I am getting fed up with the ACO attitude, every year is the same, they are totally incontinent ,