A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

'You know what?' says the 7 year old, 'I think it's about time we started swearing.'

The 4 year old nods his head in approval, so the 7 year old says, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, ok?'

'Ok' the 4 year old, agrees with enthusiasm..

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.

'Oh, sh*t mum, I don't know, I suppose I'll have some Coco Pops'

WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'

'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but it won't be f**king Coco Pops'
 
 

Are the camping areas the same size as for the main event, what camp sites are available.

Taking our caravan over next week, found storage an hour from Le Mans, stored under cover in a hanger.

We always eat here, great food great choice at a good price, advisable to book.

Restaurant la Rascasse - 78 avenue de la Mer - 14150 OUISTREHAM (Calvados) - Tél :             02 31 97 14 34       - contact@restaurant-la-rascasse.com

Booked ours, out 2300 on 10th back 1700 on 19th, car 4 adults and cabin both ways,cost £369.

Robbing barstewards, will wait for LD to come on line, £528 for a car and four passengers 

Only sleep once each 24 hours and that's at night when I go to bed, so my calculation is spot on thanks.

Yippee only 270 more sleeps to lift off.

Morris returns from the doctor
and tells his wife that the
doctor has told him that he
has only 24 hours to live.

Given the prognosis, Morris
asks his wife for sex.

Naturally, she agrees, so
they make love.

About 6 hours later, the
husband goes to his wife and says,

'Honey, you know I now have
only 18 hours to live.

Could we please do it one
more time?'

Of course, the wife agrees,
and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into
bed, he looks at his watch
and realizes that he now has
only 8 hours left.

He touches his wife's
shoulder and asks,

'Honey, please... just one
more time before I die.'

She says, 'Of course, Dear,'
and they make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife
rolls over and falls to sleep.
 
Morris, however, worried about his impending death,
tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.
 
He taps his wife, who rouses.
'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.

Do you think we
could...'

At this point the wife sits
up and says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough.

I have to get up in the morning... you don't.'

AND THAT'S WITHOUT THE SHOWER TENT







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On Discovery Turbo now.

Said I would repost Friday, forgetting I am leaving for Le Man, shortly, for those staying at home a pic my mate sent me on BN.I will just have to take the wrath of the Brethren and the gimp. Here you go.

Phil, you could try this way http://www.2wheeltravel.com/Motorcycle%20Hire/francehire.htm

I will look forward to it I am here, BN Zone D Rang 19 Pl 58-62,now where did I put that ointment

picture removed as I dont want visitors in the night to my tent with gimp masks and baseball bats, will post back up on Friday .