Agreed

It looks all bent, lumpy and mishaped to my eyes.
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    You naughty little minx.  You never told me you'd seen it

Andrew really!!!!  Actually I don't own any.  I ride in jeans if I have to.  It is rather nice on show days with quite a number of good looking women in nice skin tight jodhpurs with thigh length black leather boots 

Anyway what is so hideous about my susage? 

So you're wearing the jodhpurs then? Yes, I can see you in a nice pair of tight jodhpurs, the outline of your "gentleman's ahems" sticking out behind you when you bend down to pick out a hoof. That's what I can see.
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Zarse you duisgust me!   

I have my moments, but she sometimes needs a lot of help at the stables.  Bloody unpaid groom, me 

Also highly adequate.  At least the new missus hasn't sacked me yet

Arundle has possibilities, but it's not quite on the coast.  I'm open to suggestions, but timing might get dodgy.  Depends what SHE wants me to be doing 

You're always in 

How are you mate?

Middle Earth, otherwise known as Crawley, yes sir.

Peter

New married life going nicely thanks.  Agree with Brad about the immune system.  Mine collapsed years ago!  Swift half sounds jolly refreshing.  Where did you have in mind? 

Peter you old sod.  I haven't been here for ages, but it's good to know that you are recovering.

Peter, what a lovely suprise.  Wonderful to hear from you.  She is rather lovely isn't she, and she drinks 

Zarse was talking about a meeting down our way, and I'd love to see you.  I asked him to come up with some dates, so maybe you want to liaise with him.


Toodle pip old chum

Why thank you sir.  iwas a bit worried about it, but it was OK.   

Thanks barry, although I do try not to call her Mrs Gibberish.

Come to think of it she's better than me at the old gibbering sometimes.  Hmm, I wonder 

Not quite sure about the John Travolta thing, but thanks Steve