the content is a different thing to actually outputting the thing. The big difference between the two, is one is printed and the other is electronic.   Printing requires scheduled timeslots, which are expensive to obtain if they are missed.

or get a free one from freecycle or similar, take down in the back of the car and leave it for the pikeys post race

yeah yeah.. bring it on!!!

is this viewing there any good?  i think i last went there  about 10 years ago, and found it quite restricted - didn't have the joy of being located at the armco though

oh well.. just don't camp near us lot!!

bloody heck - £12800!  we used to banger race them!

Aldi are flogging off some generators for £50 on Sunday



this smooth running suitcase type generator offers a reliable power source in inaccessible areas. It is ideal for any number of uses including power tools, lighting, camping and other outdoor activities.

    * Maximum output: 720 watts
    * Minimum output: 650 watts
    * 2.5HP
    * Fuel tank capacity 7.5 litres
    * Fuel type: 50:1 petrol/oil mix
    * Speed: 3,000rpm
    * Starting system: recoil (electronic ignition)
    * Alternator: brushless self-exciting
    * Overload circuit breakers: 1 × 230V and 1 × 12V DC
    * AC power output: 1 × 230V socket
    * DC power output: 12V battery charging
    * Charging lead and clips included
    * Noise: 2dB at 7 metres, LWA 85
    * Turbo frame mounted and supplied with carry handle
    * Front reading voltmeter
    * Weight 21.7kg

looking good Werner.  good work!

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."

I thought... Ah well, that's marriage for you, but the kids....they'll remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning, and by the way boss, Happy Birthday! " It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.

Let's go!"

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. Instead, she chose a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day...we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's drop by my apartment; it's just around the corner."

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment, I'll be right back." "Ok." I replied nervously. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ...followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there....




On the couch....




Stark naked.

 In today's news .....

Police in Alabama have found the body of a black man hanging from a tree, his arms & legs had been cut off , he had been set on fire and shot seven times, 4 bullets to his chest & three to his back.

The local sheriff said it was the worst suicide he had ever seen.

Announcement from Apple Computers

 

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women’s breast implants.

The iBreast will cost between $499 and $599.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough as women through time have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.

"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.

"O.K. Do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife.

"No, no boyfriend either."

"Do you have a partner then?"

"No, I`m not attached, I'll be having my baby on my own."

After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman, "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is BLACK."

"Well," replies the girl, "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a porn film. The lead man was BLACK."

"Oh, I`m very sorry," says the midwife, "that`s really none of my
business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has BLONDE hair."

"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see, the co-star in the

movie was this SWEDISH guy." "Oh, I`m sorry," the midwife repeats, "that`s really none of my business either and I hate to pry further but your baby also has SLANTED EYES."

"Yes," continues the girl, "there was also a little CHINESE man in
the movie, I really had no choice."

At this, the midwife again apologizes, collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give the baby a slap on the butt.

The baby starts CRYING and the mother exclaims, "Thank god for that!"

"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.

"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible
feeling that she was going to BARK."

stupid yanks?

http://www.shoutfile.com/v/gSfSsCpR/Why_People_Believe_Americans_Are_Stupid

yes the last few hours of that race were amazing!

Pat.


buy them from speedchills.com - ie the beer tent we were in last year.

N.