LOL.  That is one of the funniest things I've read in ages.  

I think you'll find that's 'Miss Bitch' to you Haggis.  

Anyone else heard about Posh Spice having a bit too much champagne in the hospitality tent and calling Snoop Dogg 'Mr Snoopy'?

Do you work in the same building as me???  

Great phrase.  Sums up the people I work with as well.  

This year was my first year at the Poo Bar so I didn't stay long.  Must spend more time there next year if this is the kind of banter that went on after I left.  

Glad to see you have learnt and are spreading the word.

Don't know what I've done to deserve all these nice comments though.  

I'm gonna take a wild stab in the dark.  Anything to do with a motor race?  

How about Hi! or Welcome Back!

Both have potential.  

Well, we're all here Bob.  Where are you?  

You say the sweetest things.    

It's not so much grabbing me as making me gag.  The only part of that concoction that I like is the vodka.  Nice try though.  Does youngest offspring have any other cocktail recipes?  

Having a few mini Toblerone once a year does not negate my statement.  

The 'chocolate thing' is that whole, 'Oooh I must have chocolate ', 'Chocolate is better than sex', 'Isn't chocolate the most amazing food in the world?'  That's what I don't get.  Oh, and the 'I had a crap day so I went home and ate my way through a whole box of chocolates.'  Frankly I'd rather have vodka, and lots of it.  

I was in a pub when the storm hit.  Decided it was best to stay there until the rain passed.  Got home at 3.30 this morning.