Have travelled with BF for the past 8 years now and have discovered that since they started closing the bar at 1 the best way to beat them at their own game is...

Take a load of mixers on board
Buy bottle of something strong and tasty from duty free
Sit in bar and drink until alcohol induced coma kicks in

We've also had a lot of fun with the plastic palm trees in the past but that's another story...

Isn't that the best way to have fun?  

Congratulations on being clean for so long.    If you feel your resoilve slipping at any time pop round to the Mars factory and watch them pouring sugar down a huge pipe.  That should put you off for life.  If that doesn't work just bear in mind that they also make Pedigree Chum!

.........decided to take carpets next year

Bobble I'm not takeing a Vacumm cleaner no,  never, not at all.

Mind you if you talk to Doris.

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   Don't even think about it!  Not if you know what's good for you!!!  

At last a kindred spirit!  Isn't shopping just the worst, most pointless thing in the world!!!  And what's that chocolate thing all about?  I don't get that either.

Dates are generally confirmed sometime around November but I have known them be announced as early as August before now.

A woman accompanied her husband to the  doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband  is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.  Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.  Be pleasant, and  make sure he is in a good mood.  For lunch make him a nutritious meal.  For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.  Don't burden him with chores, as he  probably had a hard day.  Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse.  And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim.  If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife.
"What did  the doctor say?"



"You're going to die," she replied. -  

No complaints from me.  I had the best Le Mans I've ever had!!!  Am sure the memories will keep me going until next year.  Roll on '06!  

I think it would be fair to say that F1 has f**ed themselves up the ass full stop, not just in the US.  The US farce this year has just highlighted how much of circus it really is and how the clowns running it haven't got a clue.  I used to watch F1 religiously.  Haven't watched a race this season and don't intend to.  

Did somebody say wine?

Suddenly camping seems more agreeable than going home to my comfy bed.  

Well it looked like you'd had a good time when you popped over on Sunday night.  I guess plans for next year are already being hatched.  Thanks for the vodka.  It is currently cooling in the freezer although I'm sure not for long.  

I had the honor of camping with TDG this year and have to say his return to camp in the early hours of Friday morning will forever live in my memory.  Once getting in to his tent he danced around for about 5 mins before finding his way into his bedroom.  His head hit the pillow and load drunken snoring ensued.  No more sleep for me, but it was funny.

Was surprised to see him out of bed four hours later.  Mind you he did look like a bag of s**t.