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1486  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re:Brittany Ferries on: June 29, 2005, 09:46:55 am
Have travelled with BF for the past 8 years now and have discovered that since they started closing the bar at 1 the best way to beat them at their own game is...

Take a load of mixers on board
Buy bottle of something strong and tasty from duty free
Sit in bar and drink until alcohol induced coma kicks in

We've also had a lot of fun with the plastic palm trees in the past but that's another story...
1487  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re:The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread on: June 28, 2005, 06:48:46 pm
Oh Doris, you're so bad!!!! Cry Cry Cry

Isn't that the best way to have fun?   Wink
1488  Club Arnage / Just To Say Hi / Re:She just dont understand on: June 28, 2005, 03:08:25 pm
Congratulations on being clean for so long.   Smiley  If you feel your resoilve slipping at any time pop round to the Mars factory and watch them pouring sugar down a huge pipe.  That should put you off for life.  If that doesn't work just bear in mind that they also make Pedigree Chum!
1489  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re:Monday 27th is No Complaints day on: June 28, 2005, 01:20:59 pm
.........decided to take carpets next year Undecided
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Bobble I'm not takeing a Vacumm cleaner no,  never, not at all.

Mind you if you talk to Doris.

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 Shocked  Don't even think about it!  Not if you know what's good for you!!!  
1490  Club Arnage / Just To Say Hi / Re:She just dont understand on: June 28, 2005, 11:19:29 am
that explains it.......i HATE shopping.........

At last a kindred spirit!  Isn't shopping just the worst, most pointless thing in the world!!!  And what's that chocolate thing all about?  I don't get that either.
1491  Club Arnage / Help / Re:2006 Race Dates on: June 28, 2005, 10:45:11 am
Dates are generally confirmed sometime around November but I have known them be announced as early as August before now.
1492  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re:The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread on: June 27, 2005, 06:43:42 pm
A woman accompanied her husband to the  doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband  is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.  Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.  Be pleasant, and  make sure he is in a good mood.  For lunch make him a nutritious meal.  For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.  Don't burden him with chores, as he  probably had a hard day.  Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse.  And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim.  If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife.
"What did  the doctor say?"



"You're going to die," she replied. -  
1493  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re:Monday 27th is No Complaints day on: June 27, 2005, 09:16:04 am
No complaints from me.  I had the best Le Mans I've ever had!!!  Am sure the memories will keep me going until next year.  Roll on '06!   Grin
1494  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re:Magic Roundabout - F1 USA on: June 24, 2005, 02:05:06 pm
F1 has just absolutely f**cked themselves up the ass as far as F1 in the US in concerned.  

I think it would be fair to say that F1 has f**ed themselves up the ass full stop, not just in the US.  The US farce this year has just highlighted how much of circus it really is and how the clowns running it haven't got a clue.  I used to watch F1 religiously.  Haven't watched a race this season and don't intend to.  
1495  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re:LMES Silverstone 1000k 13th August on: June 23, 2005, 09:57:52 am
Did somebody say wine?

Suddenly camping seems more agreeable than going home to my comfy bed.   Smiley
1496  Club Arnage / Just To Say Hi / Re:another fledgling on: June 22, 2005, 12:12:07 pm
Well it looked like you'd had a good time when you popped over on Sunday night.  I guess plans for next year are already being hatched.  Thanks for the vodka.  It is currently cooling in the freezer although I'm sure not for long.   Smiley
1497  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re:Tropicoma on: June 22, 2005, 10:58:12 am
I had the honor of camping with TDG this year and have to say his return to camp in the early hours of Friday morning will forever live in my memory.  Once getting in to his tent he danced around for about 5 mins before finding his way into his bedroom.  His head hit the pillow and load drunken snoring ensued.  No more sleep for me, but it was funny.

Was surprised to see him out of bed four hours later.  Mind you he did look like a bag of s**t.
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