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1  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re: Sebring check-in on: February 21, 2008, 01:47:59 am
FYI
If there is a night launch and the sky is clear, the launch can be seen from Sebring and pretty much anywhere in the state. So if you do arrive in Florida earlier than the 11th just pay attention to the cloud cover.
But a day launch can be seen also.
I live in Miami and have witnessed at least 6 launches from my street.
Granted ... it ain't the best ...... but it can be seen from well over 100 miles away.
2  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re: Sebring check-in on: February 07, 2008, 04:15:31 am
The Pidgeon is in gear................!
I'll have the big "comunity tent', the stoves, a lot of the food (especially breakfast), two extra sleeping tents, tables, chairs, paperplates and cups .... etc, etc, etc...... and a good time will be had by all   Grin
                       UNTIL    Cry 
dat ole' debil storm come along and blow da house down..... Sad

Some arrangements can be made if anyone lands in Miami and needs a ride to and from Sebring. (Canada Phil has room for 2 or 3 on his motorcycle from Miami).

Information regarding Sebring is free to all Newbies I can help.

BUT I MUST THANK ALL OF YOU WHO MAY HAVE BEEN PART OF HAVING ME SELECTED AS FAN OF THE YEAR TWO YEARS AGO. I WOULD HAVE THANKED YOU EARLIER BUT EVERY TIME I THOUGHT ABOUT IT I BEGAN TO CRY. (autographs are free .... see me at the track)

I'll see a lot of you soon.



3  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re: Life's a bitch on: December 09, 2007, 03:33:42 am
We say life's a bitch until we find that it's over.
Then we cry wanting it to last. 
But it don't.
And it won't.
And we know it.
And we are unable to do one damn thing about it.
And we cry some more.
And the tears are coming as I write and remember.
4  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread on: July 12, 2007, 05:11:57 am
damn .......... I sure do have difficulty trying to tell a joke

Anyway   she got up, pulled the plug on the tv and threw out my beer

there ...i got the sonofabitch

the last transmissions went by themslves

now how do I send this one
5  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread on: July 12, 2007, 05:08:08 am
To continue my joke .....................
6  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread on: July 12, 2007, 05:05:07 am
 :(A husband and wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her ' I never want to ive in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids in a bottle. If that ever happens, pull the plug.
7  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re: Girls Girls Girls on: March 28, 2006, 04:15:11 pm
Dolly's Doubles   Introducing the Parton Girls
8  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re: Girls Girls Girls on: March 28, 2006, 04:07:59 pm
There are cars in this photo I think .......
9  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re: Sebring, it's a good time... on: March 28, 2006, 02:57:24 pm
 Undecided Roll Eyes  I guess I'll have to buy more eggs and sausage for 2007.
10  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re: To Pidge - Sebring Fan of the Year 2006 on: March 26, 2006, 07:45:39 pm
 Grin Wink Grin Shocked Embarrassed Cry Kiss Grin
AH'M A STAR ! ! !
Please don't look at that dirty shirt I'm wearing.
11  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re: Bacardi 151 on: March 25, 2006, 07:12:43 pm
 Roll Eyes Shocked Someone at Turn 10 at Sebring had some 'moonshine' or sometimes called 'white lightning'. You ain't just a poopin'. That stuff will kill you. I took some back to our camp site and passed it around. All who tasted it had the same reaction. WOW !!!

A word of warning: you do not mess around with this 150 proof stuff, it tastes of paint stripper and it kills. And I mean this, it really kills. Please remember, alcohol is a toxin and a large intake of this strength can cause alcohol poisonning in a trice. The poisonning makes the brain shut down vital organs leading to death or serious illness before vomitting has a chance to rid the body of the poison. It might be a bit of fun to give folks a small shot neat and then laughas they grasp their throat but if you're thinking of adding this into Tropicoma then I very strongly suggest you don't.  Shocked

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12  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re: Sebring thanks... on: March 24, 2006, 02:25:45 am
 Smiley  Hey everybody and anybody ............. I was overwhelmed. In fact I still ain't over it.
The dumb Polock that I am .... Everybody knew about my selection but me.  My kids and grandkids, all of the CA members, the local newspaper ......... everybody but me.
I was sent several Sebring Fan News threads but I just figured thay want to advertise something and I had already bought the tickets so I deleted what I thought was junk mail.
Needless to say I was one happy Polock and I thank you one and all.
A'hm a STAR ! !   Grin

Again after all of these years Sebring never fails to amaze me. And now my new and not so new aquaintences have made my camp an international treasure. 
Whoooda thought  ......... Smiley
As Phil says 'thanks for the memories.

13  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re:The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread on: June 11, 2005, 07:40:19 pm
A chap was in the bathroom shaving. From the kitchen he could hear pots and pans rattling and low music playing.
But he was despondent. He said in a voice he thought could be heard in the kitchen ..'Honey, I may have to leave my job'.
But he heard nothing from the kitchen.
He repeated, Honey I may have to quit work. The guys down there are calling me a homosexual'.
Again no answer to this most important statement.
Getting irritated he exclaimed loudly, ' I can't take it anymore. I gotta quit my job. It's not good at work'.
Again no answer . and with this he charges into the kitchen and gruffly says. 'George ............ your not listening'!..
14  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re:The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread on: June 09, 2005, 03:43:07 pm
Does delivering a horse in an automobile require that the license tag be inverted? Huh Roll Eyes
15  Club Arnage / General Discussion / Re:Girls Girls Girls on: May 24, 2005, 11:44:48 pm
As long as this has become a photo contest !!!!!  Does it matter whether cars are involved??
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