The Dice are on the table.  
Hey Gilles if you want to invade USA I recomend Sebring via Miami where you will receive a warm welcome.
Canada Phil

Good. I hope it f**cking sinks. This vomit vessel should be scuttled off the Needles without further delay.

We went to the race on it last year and I have to say it was one of the most unpleasant experiences ever. There was a bit of a rough sea and within thirty minutes of sailing from Pompey, the whole boat was awash with sick. The acidic stink was absolutely unbelievable. Parties of skool kids were spraying it all over their teachers, who were drenched to the socks in bile and half digested baked beans and tomato skins. A bloke a few seats away spent an hour holding it down and when the pressure got too much, with an almighty heave, he projectiled all over the seat back in front of him producing a multicoloured fountain of puke. It sounded like Whhherrrpppaarrgghhh! Splash!

I was very impressed with the impeccable manners of a  elderly woman several seats away on the other side. She did it in quite a gentile way, pouring it into a sick bag without making any retching noise. It sounded just like a tin of tomatos being emptied into a saucepan. Very considerate but I think you'll agree it's not very nice when you're trying to eat, it nearly put me off my fried breakfast.

The crowning glory was when I slipped over backwards in a pool of spew in the toilets. Well I say spew, it was really more like a long streak of dog slother with all bubbles in it. My hand went in it and it was stone cold. GAKK!!

I could go on....

Even the duty free shop shut as bottles were crashing to the floor.

I hope you've got the picture. Never ever again!

Andy Z