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Nasty Tent accident......
« on: April 26, 2008, 11:40:36 pm »
As we are house sitting tonite, pub is nearly shut and no one is posting I thought I may post on behalf of my friend Neil.
In 05 I drove Sean , Neil and Ozzie Brad down in the Silver 300C, top time had by all.... but Neil has a little secret ;D
Being a heavy (passed out) sleeper I was blissfully unaware of what happened in the tent I was sharing with Neil... thank f**k!

Sunday morning saw him looking a little sheepish.... then Sean passed the camera around.

Pics of neil walking towards the showers with the evidence of a nasty "accident" in the hand of his outstretched arm at about 6am ;D

Yes, bless his little PE teaching socks, Neil had been attacked by the sleeping bag fouling gremlin while he dozed and had shat himself good and proper.

Despite the evidence, he still denies it to this day. and has not attended LM since!!

It is remembered as Brown Sunday... the day that his world fell out of his bottom.
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Re: Nasty Tent accident......
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2008, 03:40:19 pm »
We all have little secrets, and christ knows how many near misses.

Mine involves too much galic sausage and a french lavatory in the pits.  I won't bore you with it as half of us must have done the same
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Re: Nasty Tent accident......
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2008, 11:52:36 pm »
Yep!
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Re: Nasty Tent accident......
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2008, 01:56:11 am »
Hi PP, (unfortunate when considering the subject!!) ;D

Can we get a tshirt made for those that have.

So we can say   ' been there, done that, got the tshirt'

The logo will have to be discussed at length so as to affend everyone except those that have had 'the experience'.

Unfortunately, there already is a 'Good Loo Guide', and it doesn't include the LM Experience. But I think from recent posts, Werner is doing something. We could then have ' been there, done that, got the tshirt, read the book', now all we need is 'The Film'.

My Dad on his travels with mates etc thought of compiling a book titled    ' Two Loos I Treck', but never completed it.
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Re: Nasty Tent accident......
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2008, 11:39:07 am »

So we can say   ' been there, done that, got the tshirt'


Another spelling error - that should be squirt   ::) ::)

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Re: Nasty Tent accident......
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2008, 12:26:29 pm »
I have a feeling I know who is going to  be the first recipient of this new t-shirt design :)


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Re: Nasty Tent accident......
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2008, 07:21:27 pm »
  >:D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Nasty Tent accident......
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2008, 10:39:23 am »
I have a feeling I know who is going to  be the first recipient of this new t-shirt design :)

I think I know too :-[ :-[
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Re: Nasty Tent accident......
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2008, 07:37:11 pm »
I have a feeling I know who is going to  be the first recipient of this new t-shirt design :)

I think I know too :-[ :-[



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Re: Nasty Tent accident......
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2008, 09:23:50 pm »
Now we know what the U in Bob U means - Underpants.

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Re: Nasty Tent accident......
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2008, 10:01:30 pm »
Now we know what the U in Bob U means - Underpants.

but should not the font be in Brown? like his.............................. ::)
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