I am sitting here in full Victorian dress, with waistcoat, stovepipe hat, fingerless gloves and threadbare wing collars. Nightshirts are a total waste of good money, just sleep in your everyday clothes and bath once a month whether you need it or not.
And the price of lamp oil these days. Disgraceful!
Did I tell you I hate Christmas?
If you see a blue Subaru in Crawley with a smashed in back end and a laminated A4 poster of Humbug (above), then almost certainly, that will be me.