Jigsaw Joke

[mgmark]

A mild joke, but a good one..............

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.....I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started".
 
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
 
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
 
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
 
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger". He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then ..." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

[gibberish]

A blonde gets on a flight from Florida to New York, via Denver.
After the flight has got undrway, she moved from her economy seat and goes to sit in First Class.  One of the stwardesses sees this and asks her to return to her proper seat.  'No' the blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm going to New York, and I deserve it.'

The stwardess cannot move her, so she calls the cabin supervisor.  He goes over the the blonde and asks to see her ticket.  After inspecting it he says 'This is only an economy ticket ma'm, and I must ask you to return to your allocated seat.'  Not to be put off, the blonde replies 'I'm blonde, I'm going to New York, and I deserve it.'  She simply will not move, so they all go to see the captain.

After listening to the problem, the captain says 'It's OK, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde.  I'll sort this out.' So off he goes.  The cabin staff watch in awe while the captain sits doen next to the blonde, and has a quiet littel chat.  Afteer this the blonde say 'Oh I see' and immediately gets up and goes back to economy.

'How the heck did you do that' ask the cabin staff.  'Simple' replies the captain, 'I just told her that the First Class bit only went as far as Denver.'

[Pidgeon]

Two blonds are doing carpenter work. One sees the other frowning and looking angry and throwing away almost every other nail.
When asked why, the other replied that the flat part of the nail was on the wrong end.
The other blond looked frustrated and told her " you're so dumb. Can't you see they go on the other side of the house."