Great news boys! (and everyone else who visits this forum),
I've managed to successfully secure sponsorship for my left bollock at this years Le Mans.
Although it's early days yet, I'm delighted to announce that Team Prodrive Boloqx UK will have complete rights of promotion with the said gonad. The colour scheme, logos and sticky tape are in the post now and a professional applicator is standing by.
The right bollock however, at the time of writing, remains unsponsored, and this represents a fantastic opportunity for someone to sample the famous Le Mans experience from the inside. (For a while I considered the chequerboard approach as favoured by Jan Lammers' RfH. I got a little concerned though that if the weather turned a bit parky then the contributors may end up out of pocket.)
The successful right-bollock-applicant will enjoy many perks and concessions throughout the race weekend. They'll get to see my a*se by flashlight for a start. There's also the squatters in Maison Blanche waiting to be explored, a truly unforgettable experience. Expert tuition in avant garde photography will also be given, with a masterclass in original angles and perspective at the The New York Nights in the fair on Saturday night. The list goes on, please send me all your money to secure this once in a lifetime opportunity to see life from the other side.
H
cc: Audi HQ, ACO, Richard Branson, Anne Summers
