Lordy Lordy!! I've seen The Light!

[Steve Pyro]

Put the camera in there, Steve. I want to see some photographic evidence of your escapade. You lucky, lucky chaps... have fun and enjoy the weekend.

What!!!! You're not coming  

I assumed you'd be first there.
Oh well, see you in August at silverstone.

[Andy Zarse]

My dear zarse, it was the end of about a seven hour session, and i was indeed less than holy.  I can only just rember talking to you.  what on earth did you wnat anyway?  I seem to recall that rick & I might have to take some gear for you.

Damned beer!!  Gets me every time  

Thank God it was just drunkeness. Such was the slurring of your words, you sounded a bit like Mr Teesy Weesy and I was concerned that you may have suffered a minor stroke.

[hgb]

Sadly not... will have to work this weekend.  

[Andy Zarse]

And The LORD Spake!!

"Jeez, Onan, put your tool away and log off now for chrissakes"

But it was too late for Onan, for God is sometime fickle and smote him down, laying his vengeance upon him. And St Nick blessed him with a touch of his Red Right Hand, before attending a hill climb at Shelsey.
H(allelujah).

I think Chris has got an industrial condition called White Finger (caused by continuous vibration), also Canary Fist (cause by Boddingtons) and now Red Right Hand. Never mind Joseph and his Technicolour Coat, it's Chris and his Arthrhitic Rhubarb and Custard wanking spanners.

[gibberish]

Thank God it was just drunkeness. Such was the slurring of your words, you sounded a bit like Mr Teesy Weesy and I was concerned that you may have suffered a minor stroke.

I don't suffer mild ailments.  This was serious over refreshment.  

Do you need me to collect anything to take over with us on Friday?