You know what Ron, I sort of agree with you here, although I'm not sure about the sweaty bit being a negative thing though. And the tits, well, they're sort of positive, I guess. And then there's the bit about them being in your face. Would it be the tits. Or maybe the arse. What about in between? Oh god, god. Oh.
You're right, I know you are. Except for no good reason, apart for the lack of a brain or any logical reasoning organ (maybe I should try some road furniture) it seems just an absolutely fantastic idea when you're pissed. Then you have no money left, we've all been there.
No, I shall be staying out. Exploitation? No thank you!
Mr T, can I dress up as a sexy WAAF and sit on the bonnet? My mate Dave's got a steady hand for stocking seams.
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