An alternative version of La Marseillaise
A Frenchman went to the lavatory
for to have a ruddy big sh*t, sh*t, sh*t
he pulled his pants and trousers down
so that he could revel in it, it, it
But when he reached for the paper
he found that someone had been there before
Ou est le papier?
Ou est le papier?
Monsieur, Monsieur avez manure
Ou est le papier?