Hows abouts the settlement, i propose it would include that he has to come with you to LM in 2006.
We could all then meet the perpetrator at the 'poo bar' with yourself obviously as the injured party.
I will supply a few unbiased advisers and jury if you prefer a fair trial.
Should it be that you are not of the feminine persuasion and are not into fair trials, human rites and all, I am sure that we can also offer an alternative, but corrective and just service to the guilty man.
Rusty