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Electric Fence
« on: November 24, 2005, 12:42:19 pm »
An Australian sheep farmer was puzzled at the disappearance of sheep
on his farm.

After a few weeks of sheep disappearing the farmer decided to put up
an electric fence.

This is what he found! .....

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Re: Electric Fence
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2005, 02:41:18 pm »
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Re: Electric Fence
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2005, 03:48:50 pm »
Flippin' Eck!
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Re: Electric Fence
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2005, 04:37:01 pm »
Rather him than me!!!

Tell me if I'm mistaken Mark, but the fabled Tropicoma recipe comes from Aussie does it not?  Frankly if they have to confront things like this in their daily lives I'm not surprised they've come up with the most potent drink known to mankind!
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Re: Electric Fence
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2005, 05:03:21 pm »
What kind of snake is that.   Nasty looking creature.   

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Re: Electric Fence
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2005, 05:08:24 pm »
It's an Australian Sheep-eating Constrictor. I'm surprised the farmer was so bemused.
I wouldn't sit there if I were you, it's still a bit wet.

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Re: Electric Fence
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2005, 05:13:35 pm »
Fricking Hell!
The black snakes we get in the trees around here freak me out, I would've sh*t myself if I'd come across that.  You always hear about people getting nasty bites from their pet pythons, no wonder look at the chompers on that thing!
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Re: Electric Fence
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2005, 05:23:35 pm »
Rather him than me!!!

Tell me if I'm mistaken Mark, but the fabled Tropicoma recipe comes from Aussie does it not?  Frankly if they have to confront things like this in their daily lives I'm not surprised they've come up with the most potent drink known to mankind!

Trpoicoma was in fact invented on Maison Blanche in June 2004 by Cocktail (Brit now living in Brisbane) and myself. It took hours of mixing and testing to find the right ingredients and proportions, which took most of Saturday afternoon. This could perhaps be why the rest of Saturday and most of Sunday are just a blur!

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Re: Electric Fence
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2005, 02:39:09 pm »
I stole DelBoy's lighter and lived to tell the tale.

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Re: Electric Fence
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2005, 02:45:06 pm »
If you think that is scary check this one out, don't go to sleep next to your tent al LM!


http://home.att.net/~crinaustin/Snake2.htm


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Re: Electric Fence
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2005, 01:03:40 am »
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/porcupinedog.asp

Take a look at this one.  Do pit bulls feel no pain?