What a great name!!!

[MIKE C (Liverpool Boys)]

I once sold a car to a nice man called Mr FUK YOW. I could hardly fill in the paperwork, in fact I had to leave the desk and go into the workshop, it was the only place he couldn't hear the laughter. What made it worse was when I ask him his full name he said "Fuk with one K not CK." How I kept a straight face for all of 2 mins I will never know.

[John Boy]

I once worked with a guy called Dick Holder (it really said that on his business card), and aparently one of the Milky Bar Kid's real name was Wayne King.

[Paddy_NL]

Chinese restaurant in Rotterdam

[vqdave]

i once found myself having a beer with a chap called michael a oatlaw in the town on the edge of lake powell page, probably page, you know what they call me he said ? "mike outlaw", just after i had been drinking with the christian red indian navajo john who said to me "jesus is the main mother f*cker" I got invited out in his pick up to shoot living things in the desert, being english i refused.......