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Nude DIY?
« on: January 14, 2010, 10:01:27 am »
A warning for anyone who may think of plumbing naked!
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100107/tuk-man-with-genitals-in-pipe-cut-free-6323e80.html

makes your stomach churn!


« Last Edit: January 14, 2010, 12:24:00 pm by Lawnmower Man »

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Re: Nude DIY?
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2010, 10:35:55 am »
Daren't open this in public, but is it the bloke in Southampton?

You don't have to provide any other excuse beyond the word "Southampton"
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Re: Nude DIY?
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2010, 10:51:47 am »
I've made a mess of pasting the link , but yes its the man from Southampton....

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Re: Nude DIY?
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2010, 12:23:46 pm »
I've made a mess of pasting the link , but yes its the man from Southampton....

Fixed now.   :angel:
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Re: Nude DIY?
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2010, 02:47:21 pm »
Wonder if he asked them to keep the swelling??
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Re: Nude DIY?
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2010, 10:33:07 pm »
At least it wasn't stuck up a soil pipe... :o

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Re: Nude DIY?
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2010, 10:40:09 pm »
At least it wasn't stuck up a soil pipe... :o

far, far too graphic a thought....... ;) 

but love the phrase in the article "gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck"....

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Re: Nude DIY?
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2010, 10:42:36 pm »
It could it be an alternative to Viagra, provided you can get it in 12 inch lengths.

Are they called SARIs -sexual activity related injuries
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Re: Nude DIY?
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2010, 11:54:28 pm »
uh?  ??? ??? ??? ???

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Re: Nude DIY?
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2010, 12:10:07 am »
Yes come on Smokester, fess up! Have you still got that wire mesh penis cosy?  ;)
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