So, fellow CAers, it is done. I've given the ACO the bird.
After 11 years on the trot in MB, BN, HA and BN again, the masters of coordination awarded me 15 campsite spots in BSJ. I sent the obligatory "surely you can do better than that" email, pointing out that I'm offering to spend €4,500+ for the nth year in a row, having followed the same process as in years before of emailing them a week or two before the current year's race, to request the tickets for the next. I enquired if Bleu Nord - hitherto the unlucky draw for punters requesting MB or HA - was really sold out more than a year before the race...
Dear Sir,
We have nothing to propose you except Beauséjour, Pincenardière and Dairon. Everybody wants to be nearest and unfortunately, we have not enough spaces for everybody.
For information, the orders opened the 1st October.
Best regards
So, to hell with it. I've requested tickets for the Classic, but will probably be offered camping in Mulsanne or somewhere. The Nurburgring 24h may get a look in though I think this year I'll just get together with a dozen or so of my closed pals, and stage a multi-thousand mile drive across mainland Europe unencumbered by chavs, pikeys, officious Gendermerie and the likes.
Besides, there's always next year

cheers
Ewan