Steve,
Holy Mary, Mother of Jesus!
I have just got up out of bed about half an hour ago. Didn't get in till gone 9 this morning, somewhat giddy in the head/leg co-ordination dept. What started out as a well intended and relatively quiet new years eve, developed into a fearsome roar. I certainly now feel like your bloke above looks.
It's all a bit of a blur really. But Im not quite sure what possessed us to go into that gay bar. And I can't account for my terrible soar lips today. Oo-er!