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Offline Ruptured Duck Motorsport

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Yet more Rugby jokes (no, not the town)
« on: December 05, 2003, 10:32:41 am »
From an Aussie mate:
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Johnson, Dallaglio and Wilkinson are standing before God at the
throne of Heaven. God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in."

Addressing Johnno first he asks, "what do you believe?"

Johnson looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe Rugby to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from the grim North to the bright lights of Twickenham. I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their club."

God looks up and offers Johnno the seat to his left.

He then turns to Lawrence , "and you, Lol , what do you believe?"

Lawrence stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career providing a living embodiment of these traits."

God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Dallaglio the seat to his right.

Finally, he turns to Wilkinson, "and you, Johnny, what do you believe?"

"I believe..." says Wilkinson "...you're sitting in my seat"
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Re:Yet more Rugby jokes (no, not the town)
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2003, 10:43:28 am »
Oh DR!!! "Seen it, pinched it, spent it" as Lord Blackadder is known to have said. See http://www.clubarnage.com/yabbse/index.php?board=1;action=display;threadid=1204

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Re:Yet more Rugby jokes (no, not the town)
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2003, 11:48:21 am »
DR, please pay attention  ;D  ;)
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Re:Yet more Rugby jokes (no, not the town)
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2003, 12:16:33 pm »
Is this going to be a 'Lets take the p**s out of DR' thread? :o

No, that would be rude :)
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Re:Yet more Rugby jokes (no, not the town)
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2003, 04:57:17 pm »
Oh bo-lox....  ::)
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Re:Yet more Rugby jokes (no, not the town)
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2003, 05:53:52 pm »
Come on man Get a Grip.... ???
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