Fairground Attractions

[dryhen]

OK, I've got the CA car sticker and the T shirt is on order - but how about Club Arnage doing something of real benefit for Lemons-goers?
 I refer of course to the recent desperate lack of - er - adult entertainment in female form, and those somewhat elderly characters dressed in leather performing on the Wall of Death in the fairground .........  I think Gilles should find out who their agent is, book them and get a rival fairground going in Maison Blanche......Nobody would mind making space I'm sure

[dryhen]

There ..... I've done it!.....at last.....started my very own topic! Been thinking what to say for years........and I've even got a reply already

Happiness, hapinness......

[rolex]

My first year this year did not know that they had a faiground how big is it and what rides do they have

[dryhen]

My first year this year did not know that they had a faiground how big is it and what rides do they have

Welcome, Rolex - You have a lot to learn, and this is the place to learn it !

The fair is now much more politically correct than it used to be (stalls such as The Fattest Lady; Nudes With Snakes; Strippers etc etc have gone - hence my suggestion above !) but still (or did last year) features a Karting track that is highly dangerous (pissed Brits thinking its the dodgems   ) and several vomit-inducing apparatus which should not be approached too closely due to the lumpy rain that showers down on passers-by
As far as rides, it rather depends on what you define as a ride .......

[Ruptured Duck Motorsport]

ahh, the glorious old days when the fairground was a proper event.....

[BigH]

I refer of course to the recent desperate lack of - er - adult entertainment in female form,

Dryhen,
It's a tough call, but count me in.
I may not make a very convincing woman, but let's face it, most of the punters will not be in full command of their senses, or walletts. A little, blusher and foundation here, some ducktape there; the right moves, lighting and a coy smile will go a long way.
What do you reckon? a leather clad dominatrix, frilly wild west saloon bar gal, a 20's vamp a la Marlena Deitrich..
Excuse me a moment. I must visit the lavatory.
Right now.
H

[dryhen]

[a coy smile will go a long way.

It would certainly make me go a long way .........

[Robbo SPS]

The SPS ladies may volunteer for the "fair ground" although the photos arent clear enough.

Jo Jo may be up for the job in 2005 , but is busy this year with the hopefule arrival of junior.

Photo posted maybe moderated away soon......



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[dryhen]

Robbo-

Thats the sort of thing I'm thinking of, but I don't remember paying to see blokes on the stage, tho' many tried to join the act!!    

[mgmark]

don't forget the shotgun shooting gallery......

[Steve Pyro]

don't forget the shotgun shooting gallery......

How do you shoot a shotgun?  Do they hang the shotguns at the back and you take potshots at them with those little air guns ?  Small targets  






 

[Steve Pyro]

......but still (or did last year) features a Karting track that is highly dangerous (pissed Brits thinking its the dodgems

I used to love watching this.  The track was surrounded by a huge inflatable barrier and many 'drivers' used to get shunted and be ejected from the karts and over the barrier.
Much hilarity.  

[dryhen]

No,Steve - The shotguns face you, and the last Brit alive wins the prize !

Pedantry lives !!

[jpchenet]

Did you see it there last year. Gone are the warm cans of cheap lager!!!

I'm sure it was now something crazy like 10 Euros a go and you can win a 2 Euro cap if you do well!!