Spiced Ham

[Andy Zarse]

H,

In order to assist, I refered these scripts to a friend who is of a literary and philosophical bent.

He said they were very Dadaesque and beautiful and he wants one of his own. He added that he thinks you may be in psychic communication with the late William Burroughs.

He also asked if I thought the machine had become self aware? I didn't really understand the question but said that in general I thought the ghost in the machine was broken. Except in your case where it is likely your machines have got wet.

Hope this helps.

Andy Z

[BigH]

Thanks for your support Andy, things are getting pretty rough here now. I haven't been out of this room for a week now, I've lank hair, a stubble and my bollocks stink to high heaven. There's a man under the streetlight outside and I'm sure 'ole bug eyed Bill Burroughs himself is in the wardrobe, behind the kimono. I can see his shiny toe caps.
No word from Paranoid Hartley or Vaporous Wilkins, although the last e-mail seemed to be suggesting that they've been replaced with James Drippy Apendage. I've heard he's a mean SOB.
I hope this whole thing is resolved before June.
Don't take the filter off PM, once they're in there's no stopping them.
The machine is stopping, I know it, I know the signs...
H, possibly.

[powermite]

Someone must be watching.I had two today!!
engineer jitterbugger crumble accomplice

Im sure its just the start

[Andy Zarse]

H,

f**k this for a game of soldiers, I'm going on the run and with any luck, going native too.

Don't tell anyone but I'm off to Italy, via Austria. I have a "meeting" with Grey Squirrel in the cafe opposite the big ferris wheel in Vienna.

And if I get the time I intend to "regrind my crank" in the Von Trapp's castle near Salzburg.

Now, where did I put the Colibri lighter and false passport?

[BigH]

Jitterbugger!!!
I've done the jitterbug, but "jitterbugger" leaves a horribly vivid scene in my minds eye.
B*llocks PM, you've done it again, just before the weekend you've left me with that one. I've only just shook off Doubtfires erection.

Andy, run.
Run like the wind.

H

[Mr. Rick]

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And what on earth is a "industrial cowbell hydrate arctic scenario " - sounds like something Vic And Bob would have come up with!!!

 

[Andy Zarse]

...brumidi shag strain...

I think this one has come straight from one of H's diplomatic contacts in Africa.

And it certainly sounds like one of H's medical problems. No wonder he walks around lob sided with a hunched back and a twisted grimace on the face. That naughty little Raoul has a lot to answer for.

[Stu]

I never get any of these mails, but both myself and my son get mails advertising Big Sluts.

[smokie]

Are they like those Massive Carpet sales advertised on lampposts?


When I got there, they only had regular sized ones...