Some of us can't go...

So if there's anyone out there who can post us fat wheezy boys who've been left behind some action pictures... we might be able to print them off and stick them to our garden fences to throw our empty beer cans at...
I, for one, have already spent too much time off work this year to be able to make it, and having paid for a wedding in the last six months, the purse strings are a little unforgiving. Now that's possibly the worst excuse to not attend ever, so how about using this thread to tell all your sob stories as to why you're not there having the time of your life!
(Please don't let me be the only one!!!)
