Author Topic: How to impress the Wife (or Easy When You Know How)  (Read 2904 times)

Offline Stu

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How to impress the Wife (or Easy When You Know How)
« on: November 29, 2005, 11:07:00 am »
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Re: How to impress the Wife (or Easy When You Know How)
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2005, 11:10:07 am »
I always wanted to know how to do that
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Re: How to impress the Wife (or Easy When You Know How)
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2005, 01:40:37 pm »
My Wife says "incredible"  I say can we do it that way.  Please 8)

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Re: How to impress the Wife (or Easy When You Know How)
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2005, 01:43:12 pm »
Surely women are born knowing how to do this sort of thing. ;)
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Re: How to impress the Wife (or Easy When You Know How)
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2005, 10:31:50 am »
Surely women are born knowing how to do this sort of thing. ;)

Sorry to say that's just an urban myth.
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Re: How to impress the Wife (or Easy When You Know How)
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2005, 10:46:32 pm »
Ohhhmigod thats scary!

Such tidiness will be the death o'me...


Hmm,

so,


flat on the floor then


grab a bit at the top


then pull it to the... err!!!

HellpppppppppppppP!
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