Bonjour Phileep!! Comment ca-va?!!
Je suis parlez Francais till le chiens returne avec leurs queues remuant, comme la porte de merdehouse.
Anyway, I don't care what this lot say, I'm up for it. My friend and I can also be described as mature, admittedly in much the same way as a nice Camembert or Stilton can. As an added bonus we can supply specialist medical services as well, - my companion has lanced more piles than you've had hot dinners, I'd expect. He keeps some of them in his wallet to show the girls.
Please let me have the SP, - I can't wait. (My colleague has started packing the Preperation H/Fiery Jack cocktail already.)
Yours in ripe anticipation
Elderly, mature, H