Ummm, no thanks.
at present, there are about 60 rozzers, less than a mile from my house.
Fully kitted with diggers, dumper trucks, fancy imaging equipment etc. They are digging night and day.
last report was that they had picked up nitro in bottles (last Friday) and a brief case with approx £15k in notes in it.
I don't htink they would see the joke at present.