Bloody good job too Tom, Your a top man, dont want any of that bar humbug stuff around here!!!
Rob, my literacy knows no boundaries - even county ones, although I am sure Dorset is a few editions behind on the Oxford English Dictionary.
For anyone who's wondering - he makes no sense in Berkshire either, and never has.... fortunately his illiteracy has followed him to Dorset and isn't contagious...
P.S Daddy I need to borrow some money...my new car now has slick rear tyres, on account of the fact that everyone who travels in it wants me to show them what a doughnut is....Or maybe it was just me wanting to do them....I like rear wheel drive....

Anyway - It needs new tyres, and you said you'd pay...maybe, ish, sort of, not.....