Look here Every, the ONLY reason I allowed Seth to marry my daughter was so that I would never have to drag the coolbox anymore. Nor would I be required to pour my own drinks, light my stogies, drive to or from the circuit, or even shake the drops off when I went for a slash.
I sometimes require him to dance, because it amuses me.
My responsibility is to consume the contents, not haul the blasted thing around like some God foresaken pack-horse.
If such an image exists, I call 'photo-shop' on ya!