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Offline BigH

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I'm in love!
« on: August 12, 2008, 06:49:04 pm »
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Offline Andy Zarse

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Re: I'm in love!
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2008, 08:16:27 pm »
I saw her on telly, WHAT A CATCH!

She's the girl for me.

Big lipped fat ass
Butter slurpin' burger eater.
Inbred, overfed
Porker suckin'pecker beater.
Fat gut, cheap skank
She can f**k a parking meter
Golly I can't wait to meet her,
SHE'S THE GIRL FOR ME!
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Offline Lord Steve

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Re: I'm in love!
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2008, 08:38:01 pm »
What a humongous sweaty biffer!
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Mr. Invincible Mou

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Re: I'm in love!
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2008, 09:48:31 pm »
 :(

Well being a pc nerd, I've always preferred my game girls

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7554666.stm

 >:D Much better. And she is fairly local to me  :)
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Re: I'm in love!
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2008, 10:05:56 pm »
She's chuffing gorgeous.

I fear you may need to roll her in flour in order to find the prize though.

Watch out she doesn't eat it.
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Offline Martini...LB

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Re: I'm in love!
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2008, 11:13:25 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Invisible on August 12, 2008, 09:48:31 pm
:(

Well being a pc nerd, I've always preferred my game girls

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7554666.stm

 >:D Much better. And she is fairly local to me  :)

As she says, huge abilities, athletic etc... and big bangers... yes please...

>Martini...LB
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Re: I'm in love!
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2008, 11:14:04 pm »
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Re: I'm in love!
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2008, 12:40:55 am »
Quote from: Mr. Invisible on August 12, 2008, 09:48:31 pm
:(

Well being a pc nerd, I've always preferred my game girls

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7554666.stm

 >:D Much better. And she is fairly local to me  :)
i was thinking the same - id raid her tomb any day :)
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Offline Chris24

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Re: I'm in love!
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2008, 12:59:07 am »
Can I be second in line to raid her tomb, or sod that I am probably bigger than Kev so can push my way to the front of the line.
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nickliv

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Re: I'm in love!
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2008, 10:22:02 pm »
Mind you, that girl of H's has a great body.





Pity it's hidden beneath 350lbs of wobbling blubber.
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