One for Dr Sconefinger!

[Fran]

Now you can stand proud by your flagpole without fear of retribution!

"Yorkshire flag is now official

Yorkshire now has its own dedicated flag following a special unfurling ceremony.

The new Yorkshire Flag has been registered with the UK Flag Institute which means anyone wanting to fly it from their rooftop no longer needs to apply for planning permission first.

The move comes after a spate of incidents in recent years when householders flying flags celebrating their Yorkshire roots were warned against it."

 

[Lazy B'stard]

I can't wait to see what the official flag looks like- a white rose set on a background of burnt out cars, outside toilets, whippets, fag ends, Brian Glover, pit winding gear and ricket ridden old hags with 63 grandbairns finished with a border of yorkshire puds and giros.
 Look out for one on a LM campsite near you soon!
 Will Lan*ashire be next? Inbreds. :-D

[Andy Zarse]

I can't wait to see what the official flag looks like- a white rose set on a background of burnt out cars, outside toilets, whippets, fag ends, Brian Glover, pit winding gear and ricket ridden old hags with 63 grandbairns finished with a border of yorkshire puds and giros.
 Look out for one on a LM campsite near you soon!
 Will Lan*ashire be next? Inbreds. :-D

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[Doris]

I can't wait to see what the official flag looks like- a white rose set on a background of burnt out cars, outside toilets, whippets, fag ends, Brian Glover, pit winding gear and ricket ridden old hags with 63 grandbairns finished with a border of yorkshire puds and giros.
 Look out for one on a LM campsite near you soon!
 Will Lan*ashire be next? Inbreds. :-D

You forgot t' racing pigeons. 

Dx

[Lazy B'stard]

And t'driping sarnies, twelve year old mothers of six, Geoff Boycott's battered wife and t'chuckle brothers.
 Makes me kinda homesick. Going home to watch Kes.

[Doris]

I always preferred Strike! by The Comic Strip Presents.

Oh and don't forget to remind everyone you meet that they don't know they're bloody born and how you had to walk 5 mile t' coal mine every day. 

Dx

[Lazy B'stard]

Five mile? Bloody southern distance that is, it were thirty mile whi bare feet in t'snow. Chuff me.

[Doris]

Aye, and I bet ye 'ad to get oop before ye went t'bed an all ...

Dx

[Lazy B'stard]

Beds, beds!- bloody nora, we dint av beds. Beds are fer southern folk. Only time we saw beds wer when tha lost a leg darn t'pit an that wer only for a hour then it wer back darn t'hole. You southerners have some funny ideas.

[Doris]

I'm not southern, I'm foreign.  All I know about Yorkshire I learnt from my step-father and he used to tell us he was superman so there's no knowing what was true and what wasn't.  The bed could quite easily have been a lie.

Dx

[Lazy B'stard]

You can't get much more southern than being a Kiwi! ;-)

[Doris]

North Island!   

Dx