Oohhhh...aaarghhhhh.......mmmnnnnnn...g-g-g-g-gg
Phewey, just look! Just look at those words!!
German beer, Bitburger, champagne, weissbeer, Warsteiner, race tested beer. Oohh.
Tempting and mysterious, (like some old dog on a Saturday night with a bag on her head and a very baggy top..) exotic and heady stuff, it's enough to make a man eat his bairns, shouldn't be allowed on a Thursday January afternoon. This is x certificate stuff alright, can't we get back to bodily functions, bowel disorders and cross dressing?
Now, where were we? Reptile women and outside toilet arrangements I think...
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