Birthing in June.......sends a cold shiver down the spine, congrats anyway.
Lord Steve, standard itinerary for Friday goes along the lines of -
Wake up, check for injuries sustained from falling off wall outside Terte Rouge bar the night before.
Take resolve.
Open red bull, add vodka. Light Marlboro.
Cook pig and place in bread, eat.
Wash
Open more redbull and vodka......
Wander over to bus stop past museum late morning.
Establish base camp at bar opposite Mcdonalds, preferably in shade but on edge so as to afford easy access to bog, beer, Mcdonlads etc.
Stay in square until dusk
Head off for curry
Taxi back to Le Breth bash late evening
That sort of wraps up Friday.
