Message from Norbert in Masion Blanc

[Bobblehat]

Hi from Norbert

To all of you that has asked for space to be marked out by Norbert

He has just phoned to say that the campsite is filling up rapidly he has got a large area for all of those that asked, but Gilles has not turned up with the barrier tape! So he will try his best to hold onto the site.

Gilles if you are reading this I belive you have his mobile number please give him a call.

BTW for all of you going the weather report is HOT and Masion Blanc is full of Lolas, Cobras, Invicters, E Types etc

TO say that i am a bit P*s*d off to not be going is an understatement!!!

Bobblehat

[Steve Pyro]

I'm off there in the morning  

[Nordic]

Judging by the amount a classics coast bound on the motorways yesterday & this morning the campsites may be filling up nicely.

Like Bobblehat, sad to be missing it this year, will try harder in 2006 to make it.

[Gilles]

It should not be "Message from Norbert in Maison Blanche" but "Message from Norbert in Camping du Houx"

I spent maybe 30 minutes on Wedneday night driving all along Maison Blanche from a loo to an another one, looking for a Subaru's owner before to have a call and discover that Norbert's Maison Blanche campsite is also called "Camping du houx"

Bad news for him because it implies to repack and set up his tent and camping gear twice within 24 hours !!!  

[Andy Zarse]

That Norbert is a  cheeky little gnome and a bit randy too. Look what we caught him doing to the Team Zarse mascot! Disgraceful behaviour, he should be bloody well hung!

[Bobblehat]

Mr Zarse

Being one of Norberts family I have to appoligise, for Norberts behaviour. I note that Norbert him self has not made any comment on the disgusting display. But I do have a Gnome size shotgun, just name the date and play the wedding bells.

Uncle Bobblehat

PS as for Norbert being "bloddy well hung", he is, for a gnome...........
 

[SteveZarse]

Bobblehat, we may have borrow your gnome gun, as I fear the repercussions of this could be quite small and hairy!

[Bobblehat]

I think we had better set a date, Silverstone 15th?

[SteveZarse]

Done! Although does anyone know what the gestation period is for gnome/bear crosses? Don't want to leave it too late - we might be able to save ourselves some ammo!

[Bobblehat]

I am just hope the mushrooms that he carries around have made himself impen impot fire blancs. But i think the gestation period is about 6-8 weeks.

Norbert will have to do the decent thing and marry her. Is the Right Rev BigH avalible to do the duties.

Now to discuss the dowery .........................

[Ferrari Spider]

could we be set for the first offical club arnage marriage?  LMES silverstone could be the perfect wedding venue, does anyone know if it has been sanctioned.  Which one gets to wear the white dress, or will they take turns.

[Bobblehat]

"Which one gets to wear the white dress, or will they take turns."

What! After what they have been up to!

[SteveZarse]

Agreed! We cannot let this beastliness carry on - I'm dreading to think what the offspring will look like! One of JPC's hideous balloon creations, I imagine!

[Bobblehat]

Not having seen one of JPC ballon creations, I some how feal that this is not good I am now very worried

Steve, have you noteced any sign of swelling, or tendancy to eat coal yet

[SteveZarse]

No visible signs as yet, but the poor bear's definitely taken a good stuffing! The moment it starts to become grouchy and unreasonable, I'll let you know...