Buying fags in france has always puzzled me, the French all smoke, the French love to smoke, everywhere. If there is a no smoking sign, the french will still smoke, they love it, they do you know.
Now theres me in France, trying to buy fags, murder i tell you. Petrol stations don't sell fags, stoopid french, its an obvious place to sell fags, the petrol station. Supermarkets don't sell fags, no where sells fags, until you realise that cafes and pubs do, but by that point they are all shut.
Sacre bler!
Oh yeah, kids, smoking is bad for you.