Felix me 'ole bottom dweller,
Can you give us some idea of exactly what you'll be offering, a menu perhaps?
French or English potatoes for the chips? Halibut? Any Dover Sole? - I know the French have their soles, and of course we have our soles.
Don't forget a decent selection of pickles either, a booze and munchy evening is incomplete without a nice gherkin and a couple of onions.
H