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Offline Andy Zarse

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Re:Colonic Irrigation Etc.
« Reply #75 on: August 20, 2003, 06:14:47 pm »
Ferrero Roche and a bottle of champagne! Not the behaviour expected at the Ambassadors cocktail party I can tell you!
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« Reply #76 on: August 21, 2003, 10:06:37 am »
Russ

This mate of yours sounds like a truly adventurous type ;) but I tend to agree with the bristle end being unlikely  ;D
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« Reply #77 on: August 21, 2003, 10:08:27 am »
Quote from: Andy Zarse on August 20, 2003, 06:14:47 pm
Ferrero Roche and a bottle of champagne! Not the behaviour expected at the Ambassadors cocktail party I can tell you!

Andy

I take it that you prefer the "Come back to my Commer  and sample my champagne" approach 8)
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« Reply #78 on: August 21, 2003, 12:52:28 pm »
What lady of taste and decernment could resist such an offer from from a fat balding forty something pervert in a campervan? And when I bought the Commer I found a long forgotten bottle of Asti Spumante in one of the cupboards. The label says "Gala Bingo". I still have it.
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« Reply #79 on: August 21, 2003, 01:04:12 pm »
Balding fourty something...........sounded like me for a moment 8)

Are we now venturing into the hitherto unthought-of area of Bingo in a Commer :o  Please tell me that you didn't drink the muck, and that you've only kept the bottle for some sort of sick joke in the future ;D
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Re:Colonic Irrigation Etc.
« Reply #80 on: August 21, 2003, 02:40:38 pm »
Quote from: Russ on August 20, 2003, 03:11:22 pm

...Philips I think... not sure which end though... knowing my mate... probably tried both!!!


Electric??
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« Reply #81 on: August 21, 2003, 03:09:51 pm »
Aaaaahhh.
Strip Bingo in lay-byes.

I'm sweating, I'm sweating....

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Re:Colonic Irrigation Etc.
« Reply #82 on: August 21, 2003, 03:13:16 pm »
Quote from: pretzel on August 21, 2003, 02:40:38 pm
Quote from: Russ on August 20, 2003, 03:11:22 pm

...Philips I think... not sure which end though... knowing my mate... probably tried both!!!


Electric??
Good grief Pretzel............that could be truly painful, but I suppose you'd have to ask a member of the fairer sex ;)
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Re:Colonic Irrigation Etc.
« Reply #83 on: August 21, 2003, 03:17:26 pm »
Quote from: BigH on August 21, 2003, 03:09:51 pm
Aaaaahhh.
Strip Bingo in lay-byes.

I'm sweating, I'm sweating....

H
BigH
That is a truly perverse idea.  Unless one was slaughered on the aforementioned Asti Spumanti....if such a thing were possible ;D
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Re:Colonic Irrigation Etc.
« Reply #84 on: August 21, 2003, 11:23:12 pm »
Quote from: BigH on August 21, 2003, 03:09:51 pm
Aaaaahhh.
Strip Bingo in lay-byes.

H

Two fat ladies anyone  ;)
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« Reply #85 on: August 22, 2003, 10:11:21 am »
Oh God, please don't tell me we're decending into bingo jokes.  I might have to kill myself ::)
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Re:Colonic Irrigation Etc.
« Reply #86 on: August 22, 2003, 10:46:31 am »
Quote from: pretzel on August 21, 2003, 02:40:38 pm
Quote from: Russ on August 20, 2003, 03:11:22 pm

...Philips I think... not sure which end though... knowing my mate... probably tried both!!!


Electric??

I think you're almost as sick as my mate there Pretzel!! You'd have to be carful how you held it... :o
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« Reply #87 on: August 22, 2003, 10:53:11 am »
Stange how an innocent enquiry about hosepipe fitting can degenerate into revelations about other people perversions :o

Good fun though ;D
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Re:Colonic Irrigation Etc.
« Reply #88 on: August 22, 2003, 11:09:23 am »
Quote from: gibberish on August 22, 2003, 10:11:21 am
Oh God, please don't tell me we're decending into bingo jokes.  I might have to kill myself ::)

What's worse then gibb??? Bingo jokes or using electric DIY tools for sexual thrills??!!!

Sorry guys.. I think it's my fault we descended below 'the bottom of the barrel' with this thread!!

As far as I know, my mates little games did not include any electical tools that were not specifically designed for the appriprate useage...

But hey... it's all comnig together... we've got the ultimate line...

"Come back to the Commer love, you'll get a bottle of fizz in the back and I'll show you why they call me 'The Screw Driver'..."

Now what girl could resist!!!  ;D

(appologies to the ladies who brave this forum...)  ::)
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Re:Colonic Irrigation Etc.
« Reply #89 on: August 22, 2003, 11:20:07 am »
OK Russ the bingo jokes are probably less risky, but the rest of is highly illuminating ;D

Andy Z
the things that you are about to do in the back of that Commer are truly beyond belief :o :o :o

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